i love lisa for taking me home.

i really just lost like 2 pounds over night.

mother fuckers...

aahhahahahhmy little brother is hella funny looking

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yesterday, i started making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ( Read more... )

i yawn like a lion

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why the fuck is he home.

i got home from work yesterday, and the first thing he did was bitch at me.

i fuckin hate him.

i didnt know what the hell he was bitching about.

final destination 2 was on t.v., so i was watching that while doing my homework, got bitched at.

he needs to die so i can live the rest of my life happy.

my mind dosent work in class anymore.

i get all short breathed and stuff.

my legs start getting restless and i feel that i need to move around.

i need to fix this fast.

at work today, i had this japanese candy...it was soooo good ( Read more... )

okay, imagin a gorilla.

a normal, ugly, hairy gorilla, doing normal, ugly, hairy gorilla things.

and then the gorilla opens his mouth........and britney spears voice comes out.

thats what i think of the lead singer from coheed and cambria.

the women needs to leave.

she says the most pointless things.

i like her better when she isnt living with me for a week.