More Websites I am Currently Enjoying
-The Dairi Burger - Similar to Claudia's Room, this blog hilariously snarks all over the Sweet Valley High books. I definitely remember some of them, but I wasn't really supposed to be reading them because Bruce Patman was always all up on someone's boobies and my mom wasn't down with that. Anyway, here's a sampling.
Ok, this is the book directly after the one where Regina dies (she was the one who “tamed” Bruce Patman) from taking cocaine at a party. Molly had the party where Regina overdosed, and feels guilty and like an outcast. Her bff Justin won’t talk to her and she feels close to the edge. Because SVH is the moral police and apparently she is the only one at the school who has dabbled in drugs. Pshaaaah, right. Like Bruce Patman hasn’t done a couple lines off of a hooker’s ass? Like Lila Fowler hasn’t snuck into Daddy’s liquor cabinet? Like Jessica wouldn’t do some mushrooms if a hot college boy told her to? I’ll bet Liz would take Aderol to get better grades. I hate these people.
Good stuff.
-The 'Blog' of 'Unnecessary' Quotation Marks - Self-explanatory. This is one of my pet peeves and I'm glad other people recognize it for what it is - A HORRIBLE GRAMMATICAL ABERRATION.
YouTube - Specifically, watching old television shows from my childhood on YouTube. I watched the pilot of "Small Wonder" yesterday - you know, the one with the robot girl named Vicky? Good lord, what a stupid show. That kid Jamie was such an annoying little pieface. I adored it when I was five or six, though. I used to talk in that robotic stilted monotone, pretending I was Vicky.
Ok, this is the book directly after the one where Regina dies (she was the one who “tamed” Bruce Patman) from taking cocaine at a party. Molly had the party where Regina overdosed, and feels guilty and like an outcast. Her bff Justin won’t talk to her and she feels close to the edge. Because SVH is the moral police and apparently she is the only one at the school who has dabbled in drugs. Pshaaaah, right. Like Bruce Patman hasn’t done a couple lines off of a hooker’s ass? Like Lila Fowler hasn’t snuck into Daddy’s liquor cabinet? Like Jessica wouldn’t do some mushrooms if a hot college boy told her to? I’ll bet Liz would take Aderol to get better grades. I hate these people.
Good stuff.
-The 'Blog' of 'Unnecessary' Quotation Marks - Self-explanatory. This is one of my pet peeves and I'm glad other people recognize it for what it is - A HORRIBLE GRAMMATICAL ABERRATION.
YouTube - Specifically, watching old television shows from my childhood on YouTube. I watched the pilot of "Small Wonder" yesterday - you know, the one with the robot girl named Vicky? Good lord, what a stupid show. That kid Jamie was such an annoying little pieface. I adored it when I was five or six, though. I used to talk in that robotic stilted monotone, pretending I was Vicky.