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Happy Birthday, Jonathan.

My new favorite superweapon is the United States of America Particle Uplink Cannon :-).

Happy Birthday, Rob.

Fresh Air on NPR interviewed Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. I laughed so hard that I almost couldn't drive.

Me - "Five hundred dollars!? Who the fuck spends five hundred dollars on eyeglasses!? And that's including insurance!

Jennie - "Honey, these are Fendi."

Me (like Sean Connery in The Rock) - "Ohhh."

Student whispering to another student - "Why are the TAs so stylish today?"

Me, upon overhearing - "I'm always stylish; you know that."

Student - "Yeah, but you're oozing it today."

It's slightly cold in my apartment so I'm wearing my lambswool zippered sweater (it's really more like a cardigan with a collar, though), um, unzippered. I thought it'd make me look like Mister Rogers but it's really quite stylish. I think it's the collar that does it.

I wanna go shopping. Anyone up for it?

This is the first rice that I've eaten in three months I think. Gosh damn, is it good.

I'm a bad Asian :-p.

Oooh, an extra thirty-five userpics for free. Yay.