Outsource

[gaoldman]

I'm a liability lately. I've been complaining about absolutely everything to anyone who strays into the path of conversation with me. And it's not letting up any time soon, I can tell you

Comments

[sutherland_k]

You, my friend, are the quintessential true mad genius. And you write superbly.

[gaoldman]

Oh no, not a mad genius. I'm cursed to have bad hair in my old age, then. And thank you - it's not really that great, it's just that I'm English.

[sutherland_k]

But the crazed out hair is what makes them so fascinating - they're too brilliant to even bother with it.

[gaoldman]

I might have to wear a wig else various wardrobe stylists call me a cunt over and over.

[applef]

This is a terribly important update. It is. I swear it is. But I'm ignoring it for the sake of the Greater Good of Me and say WOWIEZ! What a great mood. Tips hat, wiggles toes and offers Pinwheel cookies.

[gaoldman]

Your toes are not nearly as hideous as they could be, blinky. Your gift of Pinwheel cookies will not go to waste. Pull up a cuppa and tell me about your good mood.

[zellwegerkr]

Who would want you any other way?

[gaoldman]

Only someone with appalling taste, of course. Hello.

[leung_k]

Are you interested in corrupting the innocent, Mister? I would gladly be your apprentice in the nut department.

[gaoldman]

I... oh. Oh, good lord. Er...

[leung_k]

Haha, what is this? Have I gotten dear Sirius speechless?

[gaoldman]

Er. Let me consult my script. Cautiously: I've always wanted to teach. Hang on, where is this script from? What's a fanfic?

[parker]

I haven't seen you in such a long time. Alan finally told me where you were hiding, so of course I jumped at the chance to add you. How have you been, darlin?

[gaoldman]

Oh, maudlin, alcoholic, grumpy, ecstatic, high on life, barking at the moon. The usual. Good to see you. Keeping well?