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[garbage_phoenix]

CALLING ALL LAWYERS!

I have two MADMEN to sue for all they're worth! The first suit is for malpractice. Some little non-famous healer came up and promised to use a magical healing sword on me, but it turned out to be a MAGICAL PAIN SWORD OF PAIN! This is total negligence, if not an intentional assassination attempt on AXEL, THE DARK HERO!And

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[blazing_style]

I don't even know where to begin.

[garbage_phoenix]

You've got some nerve, showing your face around here again!

[blazing_style]

You publicly call me a wild tribesman and make it seem like I viciously assaulted you for no reason.

Why wouldn't I show my face?

[garbage_phoenix]

Shame, obviously! Go! Repent! REPENT UNTIL YOU CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT!

[mistshine]

... Um. The church.

[garbage_phoenix]

Well, hello there. Looking for an autograph? Sorry, though, I don't really do church.

[mistshine]

... I mean they have professional healers at the church. I don't think I need an autograph.

[garbage_phoenix]

But what if my assailant works there too?

[rollofl]

Ah...aren't the explosions a bit excessive?

[garbage_phoenix]

AXEL, THE DARK HERO always goes for excess!

[rollofl]

They certainly are excessive...and annoying. Could you...maybe tone them down a bit for everyone's sake?

[[oops]]

[garbage_phoenix]

I guess this is a "bit."

[da_beat_is_on]

Dude! How you do that explodin' shit?

[garbage_phoenix]

Just release the burning passion in your heart! It's all about the SOUL OF THE DARK HERO!

[da_beat_is_on]

Awright!

AM I BURNIN' IT RITE?

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HELL YEAH I'M ON FIRE!

[garbage_phoenix]

PERFECT! NOW STRIKE POSES!

*does so himself*

[ace_of_11s]

Adell is not a "wild tribesman," you hack! You probably deserved the trashing he gave you!

[garbage_phoenix]

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A disgruntled fan?

[ace_of_11s]

No! Why would anyone ever want to be your fan?

[garbage_phoenix]

Because I'm a celebrity!