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[garbage_phoenix]

Why...

w w h h h h h h y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y

What did I do to deserve this... every day of my life?

[[Let's all play WHO KICKED AXEL'S ASS NOW! Hint: it was Yukimaru.]]

Comments

[flower_desu]

Uh... Mr. Axel?

I promise that it will work this time, so please let me heal you!

[garbage_phoenix]

OH GOD HELP HE'S COME BACK FOR MORE SAVE ME

*runs, dives through (probably thorny) bushes*

[blazing_style]

Just gonna throw this out there, but it might have to do with how you act.

[garbage_phoenix]

*passed-out*

but imma good actor, gramma...

[blazing_style]

...Man, I think I might start actually feeling bad for you eventually.

[garbage_phoenix]

five minutes, ma...

[orewadareda]

Why are you lying there!? A true man stands up after his defeats and pushes forward, kicking reason to the curb and fighting the power!

[garbage_phoenix]

[garbage_phoenix]

YOU'RE RIGHT! AXEL, THE DARK HERO WON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY!

I'll do the impossible by kicking reason and ethics to the curb and deceiving the power!

1/3

[orewadareda]

That's the spirit! You...

[sealed_rose]

...What happened to you?

[garbage_phoenix]

A ninja assassin happened. I'm lucky to still be alive!

[sealed_rose]

But why? Did you do something to warrent someone hiring an assasin?

[garbage_phoenix]

Obviously they're jealous.

[prayfortomorrow]

Miii?
Are you okay nano desu?
Do you need healing? Rika can heal! "Fly away" pain!"Flap flap"

[garbage_phoenix]

...

Does pain flying away involve explosions?