...since nobody was here for christmas morning i decided to go outside in my underwear and play with a stray dog for a half an hour.

Merry Christmas, friends.

see you there if ya drag my digs!!!! ya dig!??!

doug sure did. damn.

see ya at the caaaaaaaaaaaaabin!!!

ooxoo paul :)

i love lenny and carl's relationship. i want it.

you! be my carl!

and you!! be my lenny!

yeah, no problem. i'll take 2nd place. i'd even take 3rd or 4th. i don't mind.

::sigh::

some short mexican janitor told me i had beautiful hair like john lennon.

and a big black security guard told me i look like the band hanson, so he started singing mmmbop to me.

my stomach hurts.

i'm poor.

later.

does your work let you drive up the 101 up to santa barbara smoking a joint, just to tell some guy he has to go to court?

thanks.

yo! that cracka lindsay bought a piece for my car.

THANKS BUD!

ugh, i need a drink.

i shared an elevator for 15 floors with a man in wheelchair who smelled like dirty diapers.

CABIN FEVER II

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all the girls at the Duchanin lawfirm have really big boobs.
and everymorning i wake up with so much cleavage in my face.

let's drink to that!