Below is an innocent (but hilarious to me) little conversation about ummmm.... errrr..... candy and sunchine ^_^
pagan pumpkins: btw--did they say "eargasm" on nickelodeon? XD
Red Boron: i don't know hehe
pagan pumpkins: :-P~
Red Boron: footgasm
pagan pumpkins: Tahahahhaha
pagan pumpkins: X-D
Red Boron: poogasm
pagan pumpkins: ..Wow...:-P
Red Boron: X_X
pagan pumpkins: @ Theshithole.com
pagan pumpkins: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
pagan pumpkins: Xp~
Red Boron: hahahhahahaa
Red Boron: mmmm, shit
pagan pumpkins: barfgasm
pagan pumpkins: :-P:-P
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Red Boron: elbowgasm
pagan pumpkins: WOW
pagan pumpkins: :-P:_P
pagan pumpkins: fartgasm!
pagan pumpkins: hehehe i read some people do fart when they cum
pagan pumpkins: ...how sad LOL
pagan pumpkins: yet somehow...strangely erotic..:-P
Red Boron: haha
pagan pumpkins: :-*
pagan pumpkins: :-P
Red Boron: it's like "OH BABY! AH AH AH AH AH.....POOT"
pagan pumpkins: L...M...A...O :-P
Red Boron: ^_^
pagan pumpkins: <
pagan pumpkins: rumpgasm ^__^
Red Boron: haha
pagan pumpkins: oy..i forgot the ® :-P
Red Boron: i don't understand shit sex
pagan pumpkins: Lmao neither do i
Red Boron: do they just smear it on each other?
pagan pumpkins: it kind of er...kills it :-P
pagan pumpkins: er...they eat it and spray it too :-P:_p
Red Boron: lol, spray
pagan pumpkins: HEheheheh
pagan pumpkins: it's called "coprophilia" in its latin technicality :-P
Red Boron: hehe
Red Boron: and then they can pee on each other to clean it off
pagan pumpkins: Twahahahah :-P
pagan pumpkins: XD
Red Boron: i wonder what shit tastes like
pagan pumpkins: for some reason, this makes me want to go to googlism.com
pagan pumpkins: guinea pigs eat theirs :-P :>:>
Red Boron: i shall try it sometime hehe
pagan pumpkins: Ahahahaha
Red Boron: no, i never will haha
pagan pumpkins:
Googlism for: shitcakes
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about shitcakes yet.
pagan pumpkins: I know
pagan pumpkins: :-P
Red Boron: unless it's by accident
pagan pumpkins: :>>
Red Boron: like "oh, it look just like a chocolate covered nut"
pagan pumpkins: WOW :-P:-P
Red Boron: with yellow sprinkles ^_____________^
pagan pumpkins: :->>>
pagan pumpkins: X-D
Red Boron: apparently feces doesn't smell anymore when it's fully dry
pagan pumpkins: Wow :>
Red Boron: but then again, no one wants to crunch on their shit to eat it
pagan pumpkins: Hahahahhahaa
pagan pumpkins: "shitcrunch":-P
Red Boron: haha
pagan pumpkins: P-:
Red Boron: let it soak in a bowl of pee first
pagan pumpkins: Oh, glee! :-P
pagan pumpkins: it's just so swell XP
Red Boron: ^_^
pagan pumpkins: :-P:-P :P
Red Boron: i wonder if they ever shit into each other's anus
pagan pumpkins: .....wow :>
pagan pumpkins: HAhahha
pagan pumpkins: they would have to be pretty well open in order to be able to :-P
pagan pumpkins: holding them open XD
Red Boron: hehe
pagan pumpkins: :-P
Red Boron: instead of a 69, is a 96 where they fart into each other's head?
pagan pumpkins: LMAO
Red Boron: warmth ^_____^
pagan pumpkins: :>>
pagan pumpkins: my noseeee
pagan pumpkins: lalalala
Red Boron: hehehehehehehehehehehe
pagan pumpkins: :-P:-P
Red Boron: i can't think of any other sexual things including feces
pagan pumpkins: Haha
pagan pumpkins: how about hardening it into a dildo? :-P
Red Boron: hahaa
pagan pumpkins: :-P
Red Boron: possibly
pagan pumpkins: <-:
Red Boron: this is where you want it to dry out hehe
pagan pumpkins: :-P:-P:-P
Red Boron: all natural hehe
pagan pumpkins: LMAO
pagan pumpkins: XD
Red Boron: it's biodegradable ^_^
pagan pumpkins: :-D:-D:-D
Red Boron: children love it
pagan pumpkins: LOL
Red Boron: even kitty can play *play hello kitty music* ^________________^
pagan pumpkins: Ahahahahaha
pagan pumpkins: there was a porno made called "hello titty" :-P
Red Boron: hehe
Red Boron: they should call one "torn in two ^_^"
pagan pumpkins: LOL
Red Boron: or "anal cries"
pagan pumpkins: ANAL CRIES XE
pagan pumpkins: *XD
Red Boron: "poopoo dreams"
pagan pumpkins: :-P:-P:_p
pagan pumpkins: haha there was an "all anal on the western front" :-P :-P
pagan pumpkins: i can't stop thinking of that title when i have to read that book right now :-P
Red Boron: "hot urine"
Red Boron: hehe
pagan pumpkins: :>>>
Red Boron: or "AHHHHH! IT BURNS!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
pagan pumpkins: Hahahahhahaha
Red Boron: "taming of the beaver"
pagan pumpkins: :-D:-D
Red Boron: "SLAP THE BEAVERS!"
pagan pumpkins: LMAO
pagan pumpkins: "ping-pong penis"
Red Boron: haha
pagan pumpkins: <;
Red Boron: "pink penis"
pagan pumpkins: Wow loL
pagan pumpkins: "penisgeist"
Red Boron: hahaa
pagan pumpkins: :-P
Red Boron: "put your weewee in my hoohoo"
pagan pumpkins: HAHAHah
pagan pumpkins: there was a movie called "yank my doodle, it's a dandy"
Red Boron: haha
pagan pumpkins: :-P
pagan pumpkins: and "jerk your cum crayon and color me white"
Red Boron: LOL
pagan pumpkins: :-P
Red Boron: how about "crabs"
pagan pumpkins: :>>
Red Boron: i wonder if there's a fetish for having sex with someone who has crabs
pagan pumpkins: wait...what's that? :-P
pagan pumpkins: i'm so dumb hahaha
pagan pumpkins: the one thing i don't know XD
Red Boron: crabs?
pagan pumpkins: is it like...some kind of sexual disease? :-P
pagan pumpkins: oh]
pagan pumpkins: you mean just...crabs??? :>>
Red Boron: i think it's pubic lice
pagan pumpkins: :-D:-D:-D
Red Boron: ^_^
Red Boron: anal lice ^_^
Red Boron: hiding in hairy sphincters everywhere
pagan pumpkins: Oh my LOL
pagan pumpkins: LMAO
pagan pumpkins: :-P:-P