((no spoilers, i swear!))

[gardenofmagic]

I'm pretty caught up with the news going around the Koopa Troop, what with the recent attack on the Mushroom Kingdom and all! They say the green guy (who wasn't Mario's brother) with the shit-eating grin that started it all is dead now and things are picking up again, but I can't believe all the things I heard about Lord Bowser

Comments

[bestashley]

Some tyrants are better than others, I suppose.

I don't see anyone (of value) siding with a certain overweight businessman, and as for Robotnik, I think he only shifts alignments long enough to fix something that's out of his control. The way I see it, if I had to be one person's flag, it would be Bowser's. That is, if I had to be aligned to anyone.

Wario doesn't count, that's just to get my name out there.

[gardenofmagic]

Wario ain't really much of a tyrant, tho! He doesn't even rob banks to get his money- he finds it legally just lying all over the place!

The Koopa Troop has been all 'one big family'-like for as long as I can remember! Everyone gets their lil missions to stop mario, fail miserably, then return back to the castle for steak dinners and being grateful for Lord Bowser!

That's what I was told, anyway. I've never been to his castle before! exceptmaybeisnuckinjustthatonce...

[ironbitelove]

can i be part of the koopa troop too?

[gardenofmagic]

Aww! Sure you can, Chompy! You'd be PERFECT for the Koopa Troop!

[ironbitelove]

awesome!!!

i don't know lord bowser very well, but he sounds like he'd be really fun to spar with! i hope i can be his friend!!