Some of Willow's quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer ( Read more... )

Long time since I posted! Sorry, duckies ( Read more... )

Death of a Senator

A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness.  His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter.  "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.  We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let ( Read more... )

Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid.

United States Grammar School Interim Report to Parents
May 25, 2004
By Nancy Greggs

Dear Mr. and Mrs. G.H.W. Bush,
Once again, it is that time of year when we update the parents of our students on their child's progress, and we regret to inform you that your son, Georgie, is not doing as well as we'd hoped and expected when he embarked on his four- ( Read more... )

Tipton, Howard (B) Southern California 1933-37
This is my grandfather, my mom's dad - never got to meet him because he died when my mom was 10 or so.  Trying to see if he's anywhere on the internet.  This is the only thing I've found so far - not much, but it's something.
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If you just keep playing, keep believing and have some faith, something good can happen.

- Washington Redskins coach Norv Turner, whose team became only the second in NFL history to win six games after losing the first seven games of the year. December 19, 1998

But the quote has so much more to it than football.  The Redskins are football ... ( Read more... )

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ROSALI: What's wrong with being a sex object? What's wrong with wanting to be thin and sexy?

ESTELA: Because I want to be taken seriously, to be considered a person ... You know with Andres, on our date ...

CARMEN: !Aver cuentatos! What happened on that infamous date?

ESTELA: On our date I got all fixed up ... Then he showed up in jeans and a t- ( Read more... )

My birthday is January 16, 1980, but sometimes I feel that I am as far from a Capricorn as one can get. A month or so ago, I had a friend of a friend (pretty much a complete stranger to me) say that she thought I was a Gemini, what really pissed me off was that she wouldn't back up what she said with a reason why. Anyways, I've always known I ( Read more... )