I told them I was eleven feet tall and made of solid bronze.

[gareth]

O God why did i put that on my CV
I CANT BACK THAT UP!

also to day is day 1 of my rule
of the flat
cuntingfuckstiks

Comments

[officerxx]

Tell them that you took human form so as to not make them feel uncomfortable?

[gareth]

maybe but whare will that end up and dont tink i can impersonate
a deity for long