MJ always has a special place in my heart because we both know what it's like to have vitiligo. Though mine is on a far, far, FAR smaller scale, I am always anxious about the day it'll spread to my face or other more visible places. This sucks because anxiety and stress is thought to make it spread more rapidly.

I can't imagine what it must've been ( Read more... )

 Last week, upon entering the ladies room I encountered a cockroach in one of the stalls. The shock of this caused me to pee a little. That night when I was walking home, I was inadvertently keeping pace with a small Mexican man eating some Doritos. This went on for several blocks until he finally offered me some of his chips. I declined because I ( Read more... )

I promised Chris an entry, so here goes ( Read more... )

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I am so completely and totally relieved at the turnout of the election. Last night I had a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that something would go wrong, that I would wake up and that those two terrible people would be in control. I cannot properly express my joy and relief ( Read more... )

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Yesterday I watched Eagle vs. Shark obsessively trying to figure out which Meaty Boy employee is now Jemaine Clement's wife. Just as I suspected - she's the ugly one ( Read more... )

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The death of Isaac Hayes makes me wonder: Where do Scientologists believe they go when they die?

I refuse to look at pictures of the Jolie-Pitt twins. They are not worth$14 million dollars. I don't understand the world.