yes

[garfield22]

today is my last day at raytheon, and it's quite the fun time. i get paid for basically doing absolutely nothing and i can do almost anything without having to worry about getting fired. plus i get a free lunch. i'm going to go moon the boss after i'm done photocopying my butt. oh, and i have the rest of the week off. what a life.

Comments

[nyrchicky]

I could use a few days off. Sigh.

sure thing

[garfield22]

if i knew you, knew what you did, or at least knew the story of how you got here, i might be able to sympathize. i could at least try, anyway. after i wake up at noon, that is.

Re: sure thing

[nyrchicky]

I was just journal surfing while I was supposed to be working.

I could just use a few personal days to get over the shit that is my life.

[troyfrappier]

Please fax one of those copies to my office ASAP, Mr. Graves.

appropriately so

[garfield22]

Dear Mr. Frappier,
I regret to inform you that my client is behind on his dues and will therefore be unable to conform to your wishes of a photocopied buttocks. Instead, I hope you will be able to settle for a photocopy of his penis. They say you can't copy a great thing, but I believe this proves them wrong.
Regretfully clothed,
Jon's Buttocks

[troyfrappier]

Dear Jon's Buttocks,
Thank you for the prompt reply. It is much to my dismay that I am not able to obtain the requested photocopy. But I will gladly accept your revised proposal Re: Penis Photocopy. Please fax it over at your earliest convenience.

Thanks in advance,
Troy Frappier

when the moon hits your eye

[garfield22]

i had my ASS-istant get right on it.