hugh jackman wasn't enough

[garfield22]

i can't think of anything more captivating than my ongoing soap operas. i mean, my life seriously deserves its own cable channel complete with hot, young talent. i received an envelope from my archnemesis entertainment weekly today. i opened it semi-eagerly hoping for something positive, like the free pair of passes i'm supposed to automatically

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[juleakab]

you need to make sure you save all of these things as evidence for your harassment lawsuit.