part of this completely disgusting breakfast

[garfield22]

do carrots ferment? i just cracked open a brand new bag of baby carrots and i'm pretty sure they were sprayed with vodka before they left the carrot factory. i'm all for using alcohol as a pesticide, but at the very least we need some government regulations on the packaging. i would like to know what proof these carrots are and whether they are

Comments

[juleakab]

Yes.

[garfield22]

sometimes i wish you weren't so literal.

i won't drink bentonite

[agapwherewemeet]

http://www.glossary.oilfield.slb.com/Display.cfm?Term=bentonite

there's so many other awful ways to drink alcohol

[eye51believe]

maybe it's the fact that it IS 4 in the morning, but i think this is the funniest entry i've seen on my friend page in months.

[garfield22]

if i weren't pregnant and nursing, i'd write more of these entries. i promise.