the latest spam header advertising an online pharmacy to hit my inbox:

Re: downslope, Lose inches fast, as seen in the National Enquirer

i'll let you make the jokes.

a friend called dominos pizza tonight.

they ask for the phone number.

she gives them her cell phone number and says "that's my cell phone."

the obviously minority voice on the other end says "no, no, i need the crib number."

to whom it may concern (this includes you, hot girl who works at the front desk ( Read more... )

( gone interviewin' )

11:30 pm: get in line at gamestop
12:15 am: purchase reserved copy of halo 2
4:10 am: bed
somewhere between 8 and 11 am: wake up for work

dear my friends page,

life goes on.

still stuck at a job i hate,
jon

yeah, two updates in one day. shut your stupid mouth ( Read more... )

today was a mercedes test drive event.  very fun to thrash on expensive cars that aren't yours.

( some stupid pics )