Cute joke
Little bit of a lull right now while we process our month end so here is a cute joke
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a Gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the
gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your
willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is
a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE,
for the slogan Just Do It. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because It really Satisfies." The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so
the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So
the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a
smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly
replies, "because it takes a lickin' and keep! s on tickin!" A little
shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be
sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next
to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....Like a Rock!" And gives a
wink! Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender
and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The
bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!"