[Accidental video] take it like a mollusk

Sep 26, 2010 16:56

[Ran Fan is sitting on the floor of 5-2 in a workout tank top. She has a black eye, fat lip, and a lot of red and purple circular marks visible on her skin. She grunts, speaking into her guide to someone as she tapes up her right forearm with bandages.]

Mr. Blrrbyk, I assure you that I most certainly did not cheat. It was a fair fight, and you did fight well. But you must accept your loss like a grown Octopus Man.

[Some incoherent blubbering and wet sniffling comes from the guide.]

You should not cry. You fought bravely and with honor.

[Boo-hoo-hooing]

No. I will not "take it back." Perhaps now you will allow us "lowly and weak humans" to use the bench press machine in peace.

[Some whining and moist sobs, snuffles]

It is not my fault that you attacked me in front of your men. Think twice next time. Good day.

[She presses a button, ending the video communication, and sighs wearily, scowling at the first-aid box.]

Invertebrate.

ran fan

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