It's perfectly acceptable to wear a stupid hat on and only on your birthday
[the guide clicks on to Gintoki's new condo that is currently packed with people. Shinpachi is somewhere in the back, torn between giving everyone tea like a good host and screaming at everyone to stop touching things. Gintoki, however, is not at such youthful crossroads. Being considerably older and considerably more pissed off, he's just screaming, hearding Amanto out the door.]
OUT! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT! THIS ISN'T A PARTY YOU WERE INVITED TO! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES, YOU CAN'T READ, DON'T GIVE ME THAT--
[and the very annoying voice of a very annoying wighead calling after them]
Ah, don't forget to take a gift bag!
WHAT GIFT BAG?! A GIFT BAG OF MY FURNITURE? WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU WANT THEM TO TAKE?! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I SHOULD BE GETTING THE GIFTS, NOT THEM!
[yes, Gintoki's officially gone into Super Hypoglycemic level 2.]
Oh, it's almost time... Elizabeth, get the candles.
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?! OI!!
Would you shut up? The birthday boy will be here any minute! Aa, no. Not the farting ones. The sparkling ones.
I'M THE BIRTHDAY BOY, GOD DAMN IT!
You're right, Gintoki. Everyone! We are going to do a practice run! Pretend the loud paa is Naruto-dono!
[and Zura collapses as Gintoki jump-kicks him in the back of his knees, but quickly recovers because terrorists are much like cockroaches in that they're forever annoying]
WHERE'S MY CAKE, DAMN IT?!
Ow! Cut, cut! That's not IC! Get more into character! Here, I will heat up some ramen.
I AM IN CHARACTER. OH, BELIEVE ME, HOW I'M IN CHARACTER RIGHT NOW. I'M SO IN CHARACTER THAT I AM GOING TO RASENGAN YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T BRING ME A CAKE AND GET ALL OF THESE PEOPLE OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
[Zura twists around, looking past the camera, as Elizabeth holds up a sign. [KATSURA-SAN, THE PACKAGE WILL BE ARRIVING IN T-MINUS TEN.] ]
Aa!? Places! Places!
[Gintoki, in retaliation, stays right in the center of the room as the lights are turned off and the door opens. Unfortunately, this means that his sleeve catches fire as Zura runs past him with the cake a few moments later, the lights flickering back on.]
HAPPY BIRTHD--
[and Zura is interrupted by Gintoki screaming and whacking the edge of his sleeve repeatedly into Zura's back, attempting to extinguish the flame]
[naruto and Gintoki's birthday party is officially underway]
OUT! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT! THIS ISN'T A PARTY YOU WERE INVITED TO! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES, YOU CAN'T READ, DON'T GIVE ME THAT--
[and the very annoying voice of a very annoying wighead calling after them]
Ah, don't forget to take a gift bag!
WHAT GIFT BAG?! A GIFT BAG OF MY FURNITURE? WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU WANT THEM TO TAKE?! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I SHOULD BE GETTING THE GIFTS, NOT THEM!
[yes, Gintoki's officially gone into Super Hypoglycemic level 2.]
Oh, it's almost time... Elizabeth, get the candles.
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?! OI!!
Would you shut up? The birthday boy will be here any minute! Aa, no. Not the farting ones. The sparkling ones.
I'M THE BIRTHDAY BOY, GOD DAMN IT!
You're right, Gintoki. Everyone! We are going to do a practice run! Pretend the loud paa is Naruto-dono!
[and Zura collapses as Gintoki jump-kicks him in the back of his knees, but quickly recovers because terrorists are much like cockroaches in that they're forever annoying]
WHERE'S MY CAKE, DAMN IT?!
Ow! Cut, cut! That's not IC! Get more into character! Here, I will heat up some ramen.
I AM IN CHARACTER. OH, BELIEVE ME, HOW I'M IN CHARACTER RIGHT NOW. I'M SO IN CHARACTER THAT I AM GOING TO RASENGAN YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T BRING ME A CAKE AND GET ALL OF THESE PEOPLE OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
[Zura twists around, looking past the camera, as Elizabeth holds up a sign. [KATSURA-SAN, THE PACKAGE WILL BE ARRIVING IN T-MINUS TEN.] ]
Aa!? Places! Places!
[Gintoki, in retaliation, stays right in the center of the room as the lights are turned off and the door opens. Unfortunately, this means that his sleeve catches fire as Zura runs past him with the cake a few moments later, the lights flickering back on.]
HAPPY BIRTHD--
[and Zura is interrupted by Gintoki screaming and whacking the edge of his sleeve repeatedly into Zura's back, attempting to extinguish the flame]
[naruto and Gintoki's birthday party is officially underway]