⑧ⓣⓗ - [Video]
[Cirno is standing in from of a chalkboard. She looks pretty hurt all around. Scratches here and there, burn marks, etc. Tis is Cirno's math class, enjoy.]
OKAY LISTEN UP! So yeah I'm Cirno the strongest, bestest most genius teacher ever. And today I'm gonna teach you everything you need to know about math, because the other teachers suck and have no idea how to teach anything.
[She pushes up her fake glasses, and uses a stick to point to the chalkboard. She points at a long, LONG math equation, written out very poorly.]
This is a pretty difficult problem okay? But I gave you the answer. It's at the bottom left here. Or right, or whatever. Okay so remember how to do this.
But yeah, that's definitely gonna be on the test.
[She walks over to the desk. It as an apple on it, and a frozen frog.]
Heh...and that test IS RIGHT NOW!
[She holds up a large stack of papers. And quickly flies around handing them all out.]
Okay so we're gonna do this the right way, so write your name somewhere on the page, and answer the questions on the sheet, obviously. If you have questions or something, then ask the person next to you, that way it'll go faster. And then yeah hand the tests in.
[The questions read, all in different bad handwriting:]
[1. What is the anser to the question eye put on the bored?]
[2. There is 1 person on a train, he gets off at the next stop, and then two mor people get on. After two more stops they get off and 1 and a 1/2 people get on. Those people then have dinner, and another guy gets on later at some point. They have an interesting conversation that's about ice and winter. If they've been traveling for 3 hours, how long have they travelled?]
[3. In the case of a fire, what do u do?]
[4. Define ice.]
[5. How many people are on the 9th floor of this ship? NONE! because there isn't that floor.]
[6. If you had to take 3 goats over a river, but could only do one at a taim, how wuld u do it?]
[7. This is the end of the test.]
[And yes, she did leave the answer to number one one the board without erasing it. Cirno is just sitting there with a smug grin on her face, waiting to fail all those who can't get the answers.]
OKAY LISTEN UP! So yeah I'm Cirno the strongest, bestest most genius teacher ever. And today I'm gonna teach you everything you need to know about math, because the other teachers suck and have no idea how to teach anything.
[She pushes up her fake glasses, and uses a stick to point to the chalkboard. She points at a long, LONG math equation, written out very poorly.]
This is a pretty difficult problem okay? But I gave you the answer. It's at the bottom left here. Or right, or whatever. Okay so remember how to do this.
But yeah, that's definitely gonna be on the test.
[She walks over to the desk. It as an apple on it, and a frozen frog.]
Heh...and that test IS RIGHT NOW!
[She holds up a large stack of papers. And quickly flies around handing them all out.]
Okay so we're gonna do this the right way, so write your name somewhere on the page, and answer the questions on the sheet, obviously. If you have questions or something, then ask the person next to you, that way it'll go faster. And then yeah hand the tests in.
[The questions read, all in different bad handwriting:]
[1. What is the anser to the question eye put on the bored?]
[2. There is 1 person on a train, he gets off at the next stop, and then two mor people get on. After two more stops they get off and 1 and a 1/2 people get on. Those people then have dinner, and another guy gets on later at some point. They have an interesting conversation that's about ice and winter. If they've been traveling for 3 hours, how long have they travelled?]
[3. In the case of a fire, what do u do?]
[4. Define ice.]
[5. How many people are on the 9th floor of this ship? NONE! because there isn't that floor.]
[6. If you had to take 3 goats over a river, but could only do one at a taim, how wuld u do it?]
[7. This is the end of the test.]
[And yes, she did leave the answer to number one one the board without erasing it. Cirno is just sitting there with a smug grin on her face, waiting to fail all those who can't get the answers.]