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[ Hello, good refugees of the S.S. Thor! Have a tiny, irritated blonde girl staring at the Guide with an expression of disbelief. She's not the best with technology, but she has figured out this nifty thing records video. That, uh, doesn't mean she won't go a little off-topic, though. ]
-Okay. Unless this is a dream inspired by spending too much time with Andrew, I’m at a loss. A floating space station? Or is it a ship? Either way, I would rather dream about going to the mall. [ … considering it was, well, destroyed. It would have been a nice dream.
There’s a pause from the Guide as Buffy turns her attention to what she’s been given at Arrivals. She huffs. ]
A towel, some coordinates and this guide thingy. Great, very not confusing. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a nice towel, but I can think of welcoming presents that’d be better received. A stylish jacket, for instance. Or answers of the verbal and helpful variety. You know, the kind that don't include being scolded for filling out the wrong form.
[ She doesn’t comment on the “don’t panic” part, because… well. She’s not, really, since the reality of the situation hasn’t quite set in yet. She’s still in a bit of a daze. But that doesn’t mean she appreciates the insistence on filling out forms. There's a reply from a Vogon offscreen and Buffy rolls her eyes, expression now turning srs bznz. ] Yeah, yeah, I get it.
... anyone on here got a better explanation than ‘your world was destroyed, get over it’? Because I’m not buying it.
-Okay. Unless this is a dream inspired by spending too much time with Andrew, I’m at a loss. A floating space station? Or is it a ship? Either way, I would rather dream about going to the mall. [ … considering it was, well, destroyed. It would have been a nice dream.
There’s a pause from the Guide as Buffy turns her attention to what she’s been given at Arrivals. She huffs. ]
A towel, some coordinates and this guide thingy. Great, very not confusing. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a nice towel, but I can think of welcoming presents that’d be better received. A stylish jacket, for instance. Or answers of the verbal and helpful variety. You know, the kind that don't include being scolded for filling out the wrong form.
[ She doesn’t comment on the “don’t panic” part, because… well. She’s not, really, since the reality of the situation hasn’t quite set in yet. She’s still in a bit of a daze. But that doesn’t mean she appreciates the insistence on filling out forms. There's a reply from a Vogon offscreen and Buffy rolls her eyes, expression now turning srs bznz. ] Yeah, yeah, I get it.
... anyone on here got a better explanation than ‘your world was destroyed, get over it’? Because I’m not buying it.