Oct 17, 2010 23:20
[When the screen flickers on, the first thing anyone watching might notice is that the screen is upside-down. Obviously, this is someone using the guide for the very first time.]
Dammit, where's the 'on' button for this thi- Hello? Is it working? Is it on?
[Yes, he's still broadcasting upside-down.]
Great. This is just great. Try to save the world, Nate, and what do you get? The world being 'destroyed' and enough paperwork thrown at you to develop a bad case of carpal tunnel, is what you get.
And what the hell did this thing say? 'Don't Panic'? Yeah, that's just swell. 'Don't panic! You're on an alien spaceship, you feel like shit, your friends are gone, and your world is destroyed! But everything will be just fine and dandy. Here, have a useless towel.'
[He scoffs, but you can tell it isn't a particularly amused one. In fact, on top of being rather rugged, bloody, and generally worn out-looking, Nate is also very irritated.]
Yeah, I'll stop panicking when these... alien things stop sending me to the back of the line.
nathan drake