►005 [Video]
[Here you have Red]
[He's wearing this little bright yellow, floppy-eared hat - seen clearly through the close-up of the feed. When he realizes it's on, he proceeds to hold it at arm's length instead - revealing... this.]
[And to top it all off, there is a large, bright red spot painted on each of his cheeks.]
[All factors combined, the kid looks...well, absolutely adorable.]
[Though he's wearing the most flat, deadpan expression possible. UNAMUSED, GUYS. SO, SO UNAMUUUUSSED.]
... ... ...
Where's my cap?
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