[ notice the amount of sighing going on. it's irritated. aggrivated. clearly the owner of the voice does not really want to be there. there's the rustle of fabric as another sigh passes through his lips and is recorded. ]
You don't have to sound so depressed about it! [ And there is, plain as day, a Sora, sounding bizzarely cheerful about...whatever he's doing. ] Besides, it looks cool! And try to smile a little, or you can't see the teeth!
[ then it's pretty obvious who is on the other end, with a little growl. but as Roxas talks, his annunciation is strong, as if he's really trying to make sure all his sounds are there. ] You're taking forever. And these teeth are annoying.
It's not my fault the costume is weird! [ That might be the sound of some fabric ripping. ] ..Oops. Uh, we didn't that anyway! [ Some clattering. ] And if you're gonna be a vampire you need the teeth. Plus, you agreed! Turn so I can tie whatever this is. [ More frabric rustling. ] And hold still, I'm gonna need to use a needle.
I didn't promise anything, Sora. You wouldn't leave me alone... [ sound of footsteps. sounds like he's complying to his Other's request. ] ...Are you sure you should have that?
'Cause you need to have more fun, Grumpy. [ Silence. ] And don't worry I've used a needle before! I--
Ow! [ hiss! ] Hey! Watch where you're sticking that thing! I think you really are trying to kill me, what with almost choking me a few weeks ago too!
Sorry! It's cause you keep movi-- I did not! Would you rather me have grabbed your hair instead of your hood? [ Movement and something falls rather loudly to the floor. ] ...I can fix that. Anyway, stop being a kid and stay completely still! [ He's got that needle ready again, it sounds like. ]
[ silence. then: ] You're really bad at this, Sora.
[ Not even a beat. ] I am not! Besides, we only had to fix it because your hips are too big for the pants!
...Are you done yet?
Just one more sec.. [ And a trumphant cheer! ] There! Now, get the guide and show everyone!
[ move movement and - ] It's already on. Sorta.
Oops. [ He's saying that a lot. Welp. ] Switch it to video!
...Fine. [ and with that the video feed starts.
there are now two little monsters facing the Guide. And Roxas looking back to Sora. ] Happy now?
Of course! [ Sora looks so happy. ] Told you it'd look cool. What do you think guys? [ And that is, of course, for anyone who has decided to stick with the spectacle the entire time. ] Happy Halloween!
[ Roxas rolls his eyes. ] Great. We're done now... And I'm getting out of this. [ TURNS IT OFF SO FAST. ]