[video] lets test that Flaming Ferret filter
[the guide switches on as it clatters to the floor, giving the viewer a shot of a pretty random dark hallway. The guide's facing out into the empty hallway, so the owner (who is currently bracing himself against the wall) isn't immediately apparent. It's kinda boring, save for the rather unpleasant sound of someone almost literally puking his guts out. From time to time, there's a few blood splatters in front of/on the guide, and it continues on like that for a few minutes.
The guide is knocked aside suddenly with a loud THUDBAM from somewhere behind it. Once it stops moving again, It's focused on a different part of the hallway, but there's a snow white, blood covered hand laying lifeless on the floor obstructing the view. The coughing has ceased suddenly as well. NOW YOU DON'T HEAR SHIT.]
[I know it's not really a VIOLENT post but what the hell I'm bored. For anyone who IS using the new shiny Flaming Ferret violence/gore/porn/etc filter, the horrible sounds of Kamui puking his liquefied guts out has been autotuned into this. The boring empty hallway now looks like stage 1 of Mario and it's just full of little dancing NES Marios. Whenever blood is puked into the screen, it shows up on the screen as twinkly little stars. Kamui's hand hitting the floor at the end is now Bowser smashing the dancing Marios and playing the OOPS YOU DIED music. Oh yeah.]
[[OOC: FIGURED I'D TOSS THIS UP BEFORE THE BIG LOG THING. Basically fuckhead here got tired of waiting around in the hospital because it was boring. SO HE LEFT. Partly because he wanted to meet Godzilla but after that he was all "fuck it" to going back to the booooring hospital at all. But now the virus is really kicking his ass so yeah good job douchebrella. And he still probably wouldn't go back to the hospital by himself since he's a stubborn fucker.]]
[[Also SINCE HE'S KIND OF UNCONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW he won't be replying to voice or text replies. AT LEAST NOT UNTIL HE'S BACK IN THE HOSPITAL. well ok he kinda replied anyway wtf ever. But for now he'll still respond to action. And by respond I mean he'll probably puke on someone.]]
The guide is knocked aside suddenly with a loud THUDBAM from somewhere behind it. Once it stops moving again, It's focused on a different part of the hallway, but there's a snow white, blood covered hand laying lifeless on the floor obstructing the view. The coughing has ceased suddenly as well. NOW YOU DON'T HEAR SHIT.]
[I know it's not really a VIOLENT post but what the hell I'm bored. For anyone who IS using the new shiny Flaming Ferret violence/gore/porn/etc filter, the horrible sounds of Kamui puking his liquefied guts out has been autotuned into this. The boring empty hallway now looks like stage 1 of Mario and it's just full of little dancing NES Marios. Whenever blood is puked into the screen, it shows up on the screen as twinkly little stars. Kamui's hand hitting the floor at the end is now Bowser smashing the dancing Marios and playing the OOPS YOU DIED music. Oh yeah.]
[[OOC: FIGURED I'D TOSS THIS UP BEFORE THE BIG LOG THING. Basically fuckhead here got tired of waiting around in the hospital because it was boring. SO HE LEFT. Partly because he wanted to meet Godzilla but after that he was all "fuck it" to going back to the booooring hospital at all. But now the virus is really kicking his ass so yeah good job douchebrella. And he still probably wouldn't go back to the hospital by himself since he's a stubborn fucker.]]
[[Also SINCE HE'S KIND OF UNCONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW he won't be replying to voice or text replies. AT LEAST NOT UNTIL HE'S BACK IN THE HOSPITAL. well ok he kinda replied anyway wtf ever. But for now he'll still respond to action. And by respond I mean he'll probably puke on someone.]]