Nov 06, 2010 11:55
[the guide switches on to reveal Gintoki, his eyes wide, his face pale]
[he looks as though he's just been running a marathon -- his skin is sweaty, his hair's a mess, his cheeks flushed, and the guide is shaking just a bit]
Okay. Okay. New plan. Change of trajectory. New idea. New course.
[a brief pause]
We're postponing the search for Shinpachi--
[what search, you moron, it's already obvious that they're lost in space--]
--Because a man has needs. Desires. Goals in life. And Shinpachi, as a fellow man and samurai, would more than understand.
[DRAMATIC ZOOM IN, with Gintoki's face moving closer to the guide as he spits on the lense]
I AM GOING TO GET DOWN TO THAT PLANET IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO! AND NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO STOP ME! DO YOU HEAR ME?! NONE OF YOU!!!
sakata gintoki