A man's gotta have priorities, even if others don't agree with them // VIDEO

Nov 06, 2010 11:55

[the guide switches on to reveal Gintoki, his eyes wide, his face pale]

[he looks as though he's just been running a marathon -- his skin is sweaty, his hair's a mess, his cheeks flushed, and the guide is shaking just a bit]

Okay. Okay. New plan. Change of trajectory. New idea. New course.

[a brief pause]

We're postponing the search for Shinpachi--

[what search, you moron, it's already obvious that they're lost in space--]

--Because a man has needs. Desires. Goals in life. And Shinpachi, as a fellow man and samurai, would more than understand.

[DRAMATIC ZOOM IN, with Gintoki's face moving closer to the guide as he spits on the lense]

I AM GOING TO GET DOWN TO THAT PLANET IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO! AND NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO STOP ME! DO YOU HEAR ME?! NONE OF YOU!!!

sakata gintoki

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