002: Delivery Angel
[ The feed starts with a view of Castiel's face, and catches him in mid-sentence. ]
...delivery order right here.
That's the video function.
Yes, I realize that. [ Castiel sounds annoyed now. ] If you'll just wait a moment...
Look, I don't care what your work order says, I didn't order a pregnant dog!
It says right here, "Wosjfh Smith, Aldebaran Spaniel, Female, Pregnant". That's your address, isn't it?
[ The view changes to a large alien as Castiel shows him something on the screen. ]
... I'm Hfjsow Smith. Wosjfh is my daughter.
[ A slightly smaller alien suddenly appears in the doorway. ]
Puppies!!! My puppies are here!!!
Wosjfh, what have I told you about borrowing your mother's credit chip?
But I wanted puppies! Please, Daddy? Please! Pleeeeeaaassee! PLEASE!
[ Castiel is visible again as he looks at something on the screen. Then the view changes again and is partially blocked by Castiel's arm and the small, green-furred dog he's carrying. The argument continues off screen and Castiel is starting to sound impatient. Meanwhile, the dog sniffs the screen. ]
I'm required to collect 475 credits before I can give you the dog.
And I told you... Please! Please Daddy! No, Wosjfh, you cannot have any puppies, not after what happened with the ferrets. Please! I'll be really careful this time! I'm not paying it. Please! PLEASE, DADDY! Wosjfh, be quiet!
[ There's a glimpse of Castiel's arm as he reaches out towards the aliens. The smaller alien goes silent, followed by a quiet thump. ]
...What did you do to my daughter!
She's unharmed. You wanted her to be quiet. I made her fall asleep so we can conclude our discussion of the bill.
I'M NOT PAYING ANY DAMN BILL NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FREAK, AND TAKE THAT DOG WITH YOU! I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE YOU REPORTED...
[ Castiel reaches towards the screaming alien and he goes silent too, followed by another thump. ]
..... That did not go well.
[ He realizes the dog is now licking the screen and shifts the Guide to his other hand. As he does so, he realizes the video is still on, and he turns it off. ]
...delivery order right here.
That's the video function.
Yes, I realize that. [ Castiel sounds annoyed now. ] If you'll just wait a moment...
Look, I don't care what your work order says, I didn't order a pregnant dog!
It says right here, "Wosjfh Smith, Aldebaran Spaniel, Female, Pregnant". That's your address, isn't it?
[ The view changes to a large alien as Castiel shows him something on the screen. ]
... I'm Hfjsow Smith. Wosjfh is my daughter.
[ A slightly smaller alien suddenly appears in the doorway. ]
Puppies!!! My puppies are here!!!
Wosjfh, what have I told you about borrowing your mother's credit chip?
But I wanted puppies! Please, Daddy? Please! Pleeeeeaaassee! PLEASE!
[ Castiel is visible again as he looks at something on the screen. Then the view changes again and is partially blocked by Castiel's arm and the small, green-furred dog he's carrying. The argument continues off screen and Castiel is starting to sound impatient. Meanwhile, the dog sniffs the screen. ]
I'm required to collect 475 credits before I can give you the dog.
And I told you... Please! Please Daddy! No, Wosjfh, you cannot have any puppies, not after what happened with the ferrets. Please! I'll be really careful this time! I'm not paying it. Please! PLEASE, DADDY! Wosjfh, be quiet!
[ There's a glimpse of Castiel's arm as he reaches out towards the aliens. The smaller alien goes silent, followed by a quiet thump. ]
...What did you do to my daughter!
She's unharmed. You wanted her to be quiet. I made her fall asleep so we can conclude our discussion of the bill.
I'M NOT PAYING ANY DAMN BILL NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FREAK, AND TAKE THAT DOG WITH YOU! I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE YOU REPORTED...
[ Castiel reaches towards the screaming alien and he goes silent too, followed by another thump. ]
..... That did not go well.
[ He realizes the dog is now licking the screen and shifts the Guide to his other hand. As he does so, he realizes the video is still on, and he turns it off. ]