Nov 27, 2010 13:52
[Canada has been having a blast since getting injected by Polly.]
[The feed turns on, showing an unusually assertive-looking Canada. (So much so, you might even wonder who this guy is...) In the background behind him is a huge graffiti mural in bold colours stating proudly: "I AM CANADA!"]
There is no mistaking it now, is there? Who the hell do you think I am, eh?
Damn it, America, show yourself! How dare you just leave me here with the Nordics!
And Denmark, you bastard, you'd better never forget me again, or I'll be coming after you...!
[[ooc: Sorry, I said that I was going to go into Polly's thread, but I changed my mind to this instead u.u
SO! Canada has been breaking the law. He has bought some spray paint, at buy one get one with a five-finger discount free! He's been graffiting "I AM CANADA" all over the place.
Law-keepers, feel free to chase down this vandal and thief. Canada is feeling a bit stronger than usual, and can run fairly fast. But in the end, he can't run forever and will end up in jail.
And Holmes, he's taken every scrap of tobacco from the room, and rearranged some stuff in your room while he was at it. Enjoy XD (Canada will regret it later, I'm sure.)
edit: *crawls under a rock* I meant to say 'Nordic'. Really I did.]]
canada (matthew williams)