[Audio cues up. It sounds like a tea cup is being set down on a plate with a soft clink. Footsteps are steadily growing closer]
Who the hell are you?
Hm?
Stupid wench; this is my spot.
... And your name would be?
Why the fuck does that matter?
Because I don't see a name anywhere. Now, I've given you optimal time to leave; I suggest you take it.
... Are you retarded? Do you have any idea who I am, human?!?
Time's up~♥
[A cup shatters and there's a second clatter. The video is static, but comes into focus. Yuuka is facing a usually calm customer of the cafe who now appears to be intimidating or at least trying to. She pulls something out of her pocket and grabs the alien's face, forcing his mouth open]
[Now kids, if you have a filter, this cute little video of
fainting kittens comes onto your screen. Yay!]
You're lucky I'm bored. I won't kill you so quickly... now swallow these like a good boy~
[Swallow? She forced the alien to eat whatever she pulled out of her pocket. For a moment, nothing, but then the alien's throat begins to bulge. Soon, his chest and stomach, followed by his eyes. He's yelling, but she's covering his mouth with a clawed hand, a smirk wide on her face.]
[Something emerges from his throat; it's a stem. Roots are coming out everywhere from his abdomen and legs. Stems are growing through the cracks of Yuuka's fingers accompanied by blood spilling out. Her smirk softens into a smile when the stem gives birth to a bud and soon, a white camellia blooms. Quickly the petals dye crimson and Yuuka lets go of the alien]
... Oh, this silly thing turned on~
[She picks up the guide, placing it back on the table and looks up as a waiter comes over. Normally emotional, the waiter ignores the camellias devouring the other alien as he sets down a plate of pancakes. She wanted to give these a try; they were supposed to be good... Pop!]
You can call me, Nannerpuss! Nannerpuss!
... Hm.
[The feed goes out.]
(OOC: ... Yeah, Yuuka's not much for Infected Control. Green is Yuuka, Blue is Alien, Yellow is... yes you get it. Feel free to action if you want~)