Not quite a chick magnet where do I keep going wrong
Today started off pretty great y'know. I got up, shaved, hit the mall, and I met this really really hot nurse on my way back. She was really sweet, and had a great body. I bought us coffee. Sounds pretty great, right?
NO.
NO NO NO.
SHE ROLLED ME DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. HOW DID I NOT DIE!? And then AND THEN! She just laughed and walked away! I mean she didn't even steal my wallet or anything, she just left. What kind of a nurse does that!? I don't even want to get into how hard it was to get back to my room in a busted wheelchair. My pride's bruised worse than anything but still, OW.
I think women just hate me. I just. Need to swear off women forever.
I'm out of cigarettes again, life is so unfair.
Hey hey Colonel, those smokes you had for me? Can you maaaaybe bring them here? It would be really really great.
NO.
NO NO NO.
SHE ROLLED ME DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. HOW DID I NOT DIE!? And then AND THEN! She just laughed and walked away! I mean she didn't even steal my wallet or anything, she just left. What kind of a nurse does that!? I don't even want to get into how hard it was to get back to my room in a busted wheelchair. My pride's bruised worse than anything but still, OW.
I think women just hate me. I just. Need to swear off women forever.
I'm out of cigarettes again, life is so unfair.
Hey hey Colonel, those smokes you had for me? Can you maaaaybe bring them here? It would be really really great.