033; video (backdated to saturday)
[The feed turns on to a view of a set of fuzzy batlike ears. A moment later it pulls back and a fuzzy little face can be seen. Xiaobo makes a few faces... and then wanders off, leaving the Guide running. In the background, part of the living room of 5-2 can be seen. Ed and Ling are visible, along with the carnage from opening presents. Wrapping paper is shredded and thrown everywhere. Don't ask about the faint pink stain on the walls. :|]
Huh... another one with no tag.
[Ed shakes a small box, with a dubious expression on his face.]
Don't people get that it's kind of suspicious?
Ohhh, who cares. It's free stuff! Just open it.
[Ed raises an eyebrow. Who was the guy who got blown to bits here? But then he shrugs and starts tearing the paper off.]
Well, those gift certificates were great. This is kind of small though, can't be much in it.
[And then the box is open. And Ed is looking in it with a confused expression.]
What the hell is that.
[And Ling is peeking over his shoulder.]
[And grinning like an asshole.]
[And yanking the box away from Ed so he can get a better look.]
Well, now~! Been making some interesting friends, have you~?
What do you mean interesting friends? That describes most of the people I know. Though if you meant 'crazy', that list is shorter.
Now give that back.
[And Ed grabs for the box with a scowl.]
[Ling is playing keep away with the box. SUCK IT ELRIC]
Crazy works! Especially if they're sending you crap like this. Hey, why don't you try them on, huh~? I'm sure your "crazy friend" would get a kick out of it.
Fuck no. They're obviously insane. Where would someone even get something like that anyway? No self-respecting cop would use something like that.
[HIS REACH ISN'T THAT SHORT ANYMORE LING, DIVING FOR THAT BOX]
[LETS ED TAKE THE BOX, But Ling has whatever was IN said box grasped in his hand behind his back, out of view of the camera. He's also rolling his eyes.]
These aren't the type cops use, Edward.
[Ed looks in the box. Then chucks the box at Ling's head.]
[Ling's comment just confuses him further though.]
What... Then who uses them?
[Ling totally catches the box on his head. Is badass.]
[Tosses the gift at Ed and pops the box off his head.]
Perverts.
[Ed fumbles the catch and a set of pink fuzzy handcuffs hits the floor.]
Wait... you mean like...
[He looks at the handcuffs with mild horror.]
You're pretty dense, aren't you. Well, I guess I can't really talk. I wouldn't know any stuff like that if it wasn't for Greed.
So. Who do you think sent you something like that, huh?
[Ed shoves at the handcuffs with the toe of his boot.]
I have no idea. I really can't think of anyone I know who'd even...
[And then he pauses. And buries his face in his hands.]
Oh no. I think I know...
Want me to kick their ass?
[smiles like this is the most normal conversation ever]
No... no... I don't think it'd help... She's insane...
[And then Ed happens to look to the side and spots his Guide. Hello little red blinking light. Cue ASDjSDgJKgldf-face and scrambling over to turn it off.]
[ooc: Red = Edward. Blue = Ling. Also, Ed's presents.]
Huh... another one with no tag.
[Ed shakes a small box, with a dubious expression on his face.]
Don't people get that it's kind of suspicious?
Ohhh, who cares. It's free stuff! Just open it.
[Ed raises an eyebrow. Who was the guy who got blown to bits here? But then he shrugs and starts tearing the paper off.]
Well, those gift certificates were great. This is kind of small though, can't be much in it.
[And then the box is open. And Ed is looking in it with a confused expression.]
What the hell is that.
[And Ling is peeking over his shoulder.]
[And grinning like an asshole.]
[And yanking the box away from Ed so he can get a better look.]
Well, now~! Been making some interesting friends, have you~?
What do you mean interesting friends? That describes most of the people I know. Though if you meant 'crazy', that list is shorter.
Now give that back.
[And Ed grabs for the box with a scowl.]
[Ling is playing keep away with the box. SUCK IT ELRIC]
Crazy works! Especially if they're sending you crap like this. Hey, why don't you try them on, huh~? I'm sure your "crazy friend" would get a kick out of it.
Fuck no. They're obviously insane. Where would someone even get something like that anyway? No self-respecting cop would use something like that.
[HIS REACH ISN'T THAT SHORT ANYMORE LING, DIVING FOR THAT BOX]
[LETS ED TAKE THE BOX, But Ling has whatever was IN said box grasped in his hand behind his back, out of view of the camera. He's also rolling his eyes.]
These aren't the type cops use, Edward.
[Ed looks in the box. Then chucks the box at Ling's head.]
[Ling's comment just confuses him further though.]
What... Then who uses them?
[Ling totally catches the box on his head. Is badass.]
[Tosses the gift at Ed and pops the box off his head.]
Perverts.
[Ed fumbles the catch and a set of pink fuzzy handcuffs hits the floor.]
Wait... you mean like...
[He looks at the handcuffs with mild horror.]
You're pretty dense, aren't you. Well, I guess I can't really talk. I wouldn't know any stuff like that if it wasn't for Greed.
So. Who do you think sent you something like that, huh?
[Ed shoves at the handcuffs with the toe of his boot.]
I have no idea. I really can't think of anyone I know who'd even...
[And then he pauses. And buries his face in his hands.]
Oh no. I think I know...
Want me to kick their ass?
[smiles like this is the most normal conversation ever]
No... no... I don't think it'd help... She's insane...
[And then Ed happens to look to the side and spots his Guide. Hello little red blinking light. Cue ASDjSDgJKgldf-face and scrambling over to turn it off.]
[ooc: Red = Edward. Blue = Ling. Also, Ed's presents.]