2nd Invasion [Accidental Video]
[When the feed comes on, we see our adorable little weapon of mass destruction sniffing around in a corner on the ship. He's well aware of the fact that he's being filmed with his enhanced senses, but he doesn't seem to care. He also doesn't seem to care about three aliens coming up behind him. Three angry looking armed aliens. One of them, the red-skinned one in the middle, clearly the leader, calls out to him.]
Hey! Refugee!
Eeeee?
[626 knew they were there, but wasn't expecting them to talk to him. He turns to face them.]
We're getting tired of you refugees walking around this place like you own it. We're sending all of you a message in the form of a pile of corpses. And you just happen to be the first fucker in our way!
[The other two aliens grin menacingly, but 626 stands there in silence... before tilting his head in confusion.]
Eh?
[This catches the red guy off guard and he stammers.]
Uh.... we're gonna kill you?
Oohhhhh... Naga takka.
[And with that he goes back to sniffing around, obviously looking for something important. The "murderers" are completely at a loss for words, huddling up and having a conversation that the guide can't quite pick up. They eventually break up, and the leader unholsters a pistol and aims it at the back of 626's head.]
I don't think you understand...
[And with that, he pulls the trigger and sends out an energy projectile which collides with the back of 626's skull. The blue creature lets out a sharp cry of pain before flying forward and collapsing onto the ground near the guide. The aliens begin celebrating their kill and exchange high-fives.... completely oblivious to the fact that 626 is slowly clambering back up. Since his face is near the guide, you can see that he's absolutely furious, but exercising self restraint as he mutters to himself.]
Can't fight... fighting bad. Ah-koo wah say so. No... want to hurt.
Okay, let's go find another one and do the same thing to them.
[At this 626 freezes. He knows that other creatures aren't as hardy as him, and someone else might not be able to just stand up after being shot in the back of the head like him. Someone like Aqua, Terra or Ven.
Suddenly, his face goes to extreme panic to extreme calm. He very gently reaches over to the guide and switches it off.
When it comes back on again, 626 is standing there, the most innocent look imagineable on his face, with two alien shaped holes in the wall behind him, with pairs of feet sticking out. There's moaning coming from them to indicate they're still alive... barely. He gestures towards them.]
They slip and fall.
[All of a sudden, the alien who shot 626 runs across the background. It turns out he has an incredibly flexible spine, because his upper body has been twisted and tied into a pretzel shape, leaving only his legs free as he randomly stumbles around, howling in pain.]
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?
[626 stares after him as he runs off screen, and winces as he falls down a flight of stairs. He turns back to the camera and shrugs.]
He slip and fall reeeeeal bad.
[And with an adorable little wave, he shuts off the feed.]
Hey! Refugee!
Eeeee?
[626 knew they were there, but wasn't expecting them to talk to him. He turns to face them.]
We're getting tired of you refugees walking around this place like you own it. We're sending all of you a message in the form of a pile of corpses. And you just happen to be the first fucker in our way!
[The other two aliens grin menacingly, but 626 stands there in silence... before tilting his head in confusion.]
Eh?
[This catches the red guy off guard and he stammers.]
Uh.... we're gonna kill you?
Oohhhhh... Naga takka.
[And with that he goes back to sniffing around, obviously looking for something important. The "murderers" are completely at a loss for words, huddling up and having a conversation that the guide can't quite pick up. They eventually break up, and the leader unholsters a pistol and aims it at the back of 626's head.]
I don't think you understand...
[And with that, he pulls the trigger and sends out an energy projectile which collides with the back of 626's skull. The blue creature lets out a sharp cry of pain before flying forward and collapsing onto the ground near the guide. The aliens begin celebrating their kill and exchange high-fives.... completely oblivious to the fact that 626 is slowly clambering back up. Since his face is near the guide, you can see that he's absolutely furious, but exercising self restraint as he mutters to himself.]
Can't fight... fighting bad. Ah-koo wah say so. No... want to hurt.
Okay, let's go find another one and do the same thing to them.
[At this 626 freezes. He knows that other creatures aren't as hardy as him, and someone else might not be able to just stand up after being shot in the back of the head like him. Someone like Aqua, Terra or Ven.
Suddenly, his face goes to extreme panic to extreme calm. He very gently reaches over to the guide and switches it off.
When it comes back on again, 626 is standing there, the most innocent look imagineable on his face, with two alien shaped holes in the wall behind him, with pairs of feet sticking out. There's moaning coming from them to indicate they're still alive... barely. He gestures towards them.]
They slip and fall.
[All of a sudden, the alien who shot 626 runs across the background. It turns out he has an incredibly flexible spine, because his upper body has been twisted and tied into a pretzel shape, leaving only his legs free as he randomly stumbles around, howling in pain.]
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?
[626 stares after him as he runs off screen, and winces as he falls down a flight of stairs. He turns back to the camera and shrugs.]
He slip and fall reeeeeal bad.
[And with an adorable little wave, he shuts off the feed.]