[video]
[The camera comes on- there's Adachi, as usual-- wait. Is he wearing a tinfoil hat on his head?
He's fidgeting rather oddly- rather, he's looking all around him, as if he fears someone is listening to him...?
IF you could read minds, you'd hear:]
(Holy crap I hope this hat works ah fuckfuckfuck I wish I never knew about god damn MINDREADERS what the hell I didn't sign up for this shit I can't even sleep what if I think serial killer shit out loud or something aaafkfjsodfjsf)
[He stares blankly in space, before he remembers he's actually supposed to be talking right now.]
O-oh! Um...P-polly-san, I'm just making this video to thank you for this. [He tilts a long, beautiful wooden box into view of the camera...] It looks great! And it hasn't exploded yet, which is a total plus. [A nervous laugh.] I'm sure Seta-kun will like it.
U-um... [He adjusts his tinfoil hat a little.] Can... can you still hear my thoughts right now, or does this help at all? (CAN YOU HEAR THIS? UM IF YOU CAN I AM THINKING ABOUT... BANANA PUDDING. JUST LET ME KNOW.)
[This all sounds and looks utterly crazy to most people. Especially since when he's "thinking", he ends up just staring blankly into the camera for a while. So to most people, he probably just stared at the camera for an extra 15 awkward seconds before shutting the feed off.]
He's fidgeting rather oddly- rather, he's looking all around him, as if he fears someone is listening to him...?
IF you could read minds, you'd hear:]
(Holy crap I hope this hat works ah fuckfuckfuck I wish I never knew about god damn MINDREADERS what the hell I didn't sign up for this shit I can't even sleep what if I think serial killer shit out loud or something aaafkfjsodfjsf)
[He stares blankly in space, before he remembers he's actually supposed to be talking right now.]
O-oh! Um...P-polly-san, I'm just making this video to thank you for this. [He tilts a long, beautiful wooden box into view of the camera...] It looks great! And it hasn't exploded yet, which is a total plus. [A nervous laugh.] I'm sure Seta-kun will like it.
U-um... [He adjusts his tinfoil hat a little.] Can... can you still hear my thoughts right now, or does this help at all? (CAN YOU HEAR THIS? UM IF YOU CAN I AM THINKING ABOUT... BANANA PUDDING. JUST LET ME KNOW.)
[This all sounds and looks utterly crazy to most people. Especially since when he's "thinking", he ends up just staring blankly into the camera for a while. So to most people, he probably just stared at the camera for an extra 15 awkward seconds before shutting the feed off.]