001. [Accidental Video]
[The Guide opens rather unexpectedly, and you see a tired face of a particularly old-looking Vogon. It looks like he’s in the middle of explaining how the Guide works.]
-and this is how you record and broadcast. The rest should be self-explanatory. Now please wait here while I get you your forms.
[The picture is turned abruptly, and now the feed comes face to face with a rather charming looking teenager, with jet black hair and pale blue eyes. He’s wearing a white shirt and a bright yellow scarf around his neck, and is looking at the Guide with utter bewilderment.]
Wow… this thing is amazing! I’ve never seen anything like it before!
[Well, someone seems to be taking the destruction of the world fairly well. And it looks like he assumes the Guide is off, because he turns to watch all the other New Arrivals.]
Well, it’s not too bad. Looks like there are some really pretty girls around here…
Ah, sir, here is your paperwork.
[The voice from off screen sounds like the Vogon from before, followed by the sound of a small pile of paper being placed on the desk. The boy turns, and his expression immediately changes from intrigue and awe to utter disbelief.]
Y-You mean I have to fill out ALL of those?!
[The Guide remains on for a few more moments before the feed idles out.]
-and this is how you record and broadcast. The rest should be self-explanatory. Now please wait here while I get you your forms.
[The picture is turned abruptly, and now the feed comes face to face with a rather charming looking teenager, with jet black hair and pale blue eyes. He’s wearing a white shirt and a bright yellow scarf around his neck, and is looking at the Guide with utter bewilderment.]
Wow… this thing is amazing! I’ve never seen anything like it before!
[Well, someone seems to be taking the destruction of the world fairly well. And it looks like he assumes the Guide is off, because he turns to watch all the other New Arrivals.]
Well, it’s not too bad. Looks like there are some really pretty girls around here…
Ah, sir, here is your paperwork.
[The voice from off screen sounds like the Vogon from before, followed by the sound of a small pile of paper being placed on the desk. The boy turns, and his expression immediately changes from intrigue and awe to utter disbelief.]
Y-You mean I have to fill out ALL of those?!
[The Guide remains on for a few more moments before the feed idles out.]