badou ☆ NAILS; tonight I just don't give a damn (so shut your mouth it's time to dance)
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[the feed clicks on, and it's hazy and gritty throughout - there's a lot of smoke]
[there's music playing loudly in the background]
[and Badou's freckled face comes into view upside-down, holding the guide while he's walking]
[like he's so happy he's about to pee on the floor in the style of an over-excited yorkie]
Yo, yo, you guys, I don't even, ahahahaha-
[sounds almost like he's high, grinning like a madman]
-Polly, god damn, girl, I owe you like. A drink. A lot of drinks. Are you even old enough to drink? Shit, it don't matter, it's space, ahahaha-
[as he keeps walking, there's piles upon piles of cigarettes passing on either side of him]
Man, fuck it! Let's party! I'll buy everybody a goddamned drink!
[another pile]
Get on your fuckin' dancing shoes, you garbage asses, we're goin' to the Hakakaka night club-
[another pile this is like a smoker gone cold-turkey's worst nightmare]
-Ran Fan, that blonde princess, Cripple McDick, that pink-haired alien chick with the smooooohkin' legs, AND THE OTHER PINK-HAIRED CHICKS! An' Gojyo you asshole you buy your own drink, that motorbike hottie, Wolfman, Yuuuuuuuko, Heero you party animal I know I couldn't stop your ass from comin', Maxwell too and Walker, an' Greed maybe if you come maybe you'll lose your VIRGINITY, Belarus 'coz you're mad hot and Hawkeye you guys can dance together, an' everybody in Stowaway, and fuck it anybody who wants to come, I'll buy you all a drink-
[he trips over a pile of cigarettes]
[the guide gets jumbled around as he falls to his ass]
[THE HAPPIEST RASPY LAUGHTER YOU HAVE EVER HEARD]
[//END video post]
[the feed clicks on, and it's hazy and gritty throughout - there's a lot of smoke]
[there's music playing loudly in the background]
[and Badou's freckled face comes into view upside-down, holding the guide while he's walking]
[like he's so happy he's about to pee on the floor in the style of an over-excited yorkie]
Yo, yo, you guys, I don't even, ahahahaha-
[sounds almost like he's high, grinning like a madman]
-Polly, god damn, girl, I owe you like. A drink. A lot of drinks. Are you even old enough to drink? Shit, it don't matter, it's space, ahahaha-
[as he keeps walking, there's piles upon piles of cigarettes passing on either side of him]
Man, fuck it! Let's party! I'll buy everybody a goddamned drink!
[another pile]
Get on your fuckin' dancing shoes, you garbage asses, we're goin' to the Hakakaka night club-
[another pile this is like a smoker gone cold-turkey's worst nightmare]
-Ran Fan, that blonde princess, Cripple McDick, that pink-haired alien chick with the smooooohkin' legs, AND THE OTHER PINK-HAIRED CHICKS! An' Gojyo you asshole you buy your own drink, that motorbike hottie, Wolfman, Yuuuuuuuko, Heero you party animal I know I couldn't stop your ass from comin', Maxwell too and Walker, an' Greed maybe if you come maybe you'll lose your VIRGINITY, Belarus 'coz you're mad hot and Hawkeye you guys can dance together, an' everybody in Stowaway, and fuck it anybody who wants to come, I'll buy you all a drink-
[he trips over a pile of cigarettes]
[the guide gets jumbled around as he falls to his ass]
[THE HAPPIEST RASPY LAUGHTER YOU HAVE EVER HEARD]
[//END video post]