1 ✖ whorehiker's guide to the galaxy (video)
[the video feed opens to a couple of new arrivals, who look like they're still filling out their forms. this continues for a while, until the older, blond one gets fed up and throws her papers onto the floor, stomping on them.]
[at this point, people who have their filters on will be treated to the following video.]
Fuck that shit, fuck this shit, fuck all the shit! Hey, Stockin', let's go find some dickhead to fill these out for us!
Agreed! This is ridiculous and takes up too much time.
Tch... you'd think there'd be boys just linin' up to do something for a couple of sexy angels! -Maybe your shitty goth looks are driving them away.
Or maybe it's how loose and easy you look.
That's exactly why I'm hot shit, dumbass!
I wouldn't say "hot", but you're right that you're shit.
What'd you say, you little bitch?
What's wrong? Did you get cum stuck in your ears?
Ugh, and you call me the fucked up one... Ah, hey, here's what we'll do. Let's split up, and the first one who gets a guy to fill out their forms has to do whatever the hell the other wants!
[smirks] Ah? Sounds promising. Deal.
Heh... no backin' out of this one, Stockin'! Ready... set...
[at this point, a strange noise (CHUCKCHUCKCHUCKCHUCK is what it sounds like) can be heard as a green dog...thing... shows up on the screen as the angels get ready to take off. however, they notice this and take a few seconds to beat the everloving crap out of the poor thing. the one in the red dress snatches her Guide back up.]
Stupid dog...thing...whatever the fuck he is. Where were we? Oh, yeah! Ready... set... go, go, GO!
[the sisters start running off on their separate ways, but they... continue to yell at each other even after the fact. because that's just how they roll.]
I hope you're prepared to find some sweets for me! Something chocolate, 'kay?! And it better be good!!
Hah, fuck that! You're gonna be coverin' my bills for however long we're stuck in this flying shithole in no time!
[the feed then clicks off.]
(ooc; Panty, Stocking, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. they'll be tagging separately! due to the nature of this post, action tags are very welcome! again, if you don't feel comfortable with PSG characters tagging you, we all have posts for that in our journals, so please let us know there.)
[at this point, people who have their filters on will be treated to the following video.]
Fuck that shit, fuck this shit, fuck all the shit! Hey, Stockin', let's go find some dickhead to fill these out for us!
Agreed! This is ridiculous and takes up too much time.
Tch... you'd think there'd be boys just linin' up to do something for a couple of sexy angels! -Maybe your shitty goth looks are driving them away.
Or maybe it's how loose and easy you look.
That's exactly why I'm hot shit, dumbass!
I wouldn't say "hot", but you're right that you're shit.
What'd you say, you little bitch?
What's wrong? Did you get cum stuck in your ears?
Ugh, and you call me the fucked up one... Ah, hey, here's what we'll do. Let's split up, and the first one who gets a guy to fill out their forms has to do whatever the hell the other wants!
[smirks] Ah? Sounds promising. Deal.
Heh... no backin' out of this one, Stockin'! Ready... set...
[at this point, a strange noise (CHUCKCHUCKCHUCKCHUCK is what it sounds like) can be heard as a green dog...thing... shows up on the screen as the angels get ready to take off. however, they notice this and take a few seconds to beat the everloving crap out of the poor thing. the one in the red dress snatches her Guide back up.]
Stupid dog...thing...whatever the fuck he is. Where were we? Oh, yeah! Ready... set... go, go, GO!
[the sisters start running off on their separate ways, but they... continue to yell at each other even after the fact. because that's just how they roll.]
I hope you're prepared to find some sweets for me! Something chocolate, 'kay?! And it better be good!!
Hah, fuck that! You're gonna be coverin' my bills for however long we're stuck in this flying shithole in no time!
[the feed then clicks off.]
(ooc; Panty, Stocking, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. they'll be tagging separately! due to the nature of this post, action tags are very welcome! again, if you don't feel comfortable with PSG characters tagging you, we all have posts for that in our journals, so please let us know there.)