1; howdy, space cowboy [video]
[When the screen flickers on, the man gazing down at his guide looks both confused and slightly perturbed by this sudden change of events. In other words, he has the look of a New Arrival.]
Is this thing even workin'? [The man looks skeptical, but begins speaking again after a moment's hesitation.]
I guess I got a question for everyone here, if anyone's got the time: This supposed to be Heaven or Hell? 'Cause I weren't sure about which way I was headin' after the US government kindly decided to fill me up with lead, and I sure as hell can't tell where I am now. It ain't nothin' like what they preach over in church on Sundays, most I can tell.
Though my natural inclinations are tellin' me that I've gone in the downward direction. All these papers? Sure reek of somethin' hellish.
Is this thing even workin'? [The man looks skeptical, but begins speaking again after a moment's hesitation.]
I guess I got a question for everyone here, if anyone's got the time: This supposed to be Heaven or Hell? 'Cause I weren't sure about which way I was headin' after the US government kindly decided to fill me up with lead, and I sure as hell can't tell where I am now. It ain't nothin' like what they preach over in church on Sundays, most I can tell.
Though my natural inclinations are tellin' me that I've gone in the downward direction. All these papers? Sure reek of somethin' hellish.