Jan 11, 2011 15:35
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[The camera is out of focus, but you can make out the face of a young, orange haired boy. Well, what you can see of his face anyway, as his bangs shroud his eyes. After a few seconds, he manages to bring it into focus, and smiles sheepishly.]
A-ah, it works! H-H-Hello, aliens! My name is Brief and I… [awkward pause] I come in peace!! [He makes some sort of sign with his fingers - think of something similar to the Vulcan Salute from Star Trek or whatever. He’s just being a loser.]
I…I don’t really know how I managed to get here, but I think you might have the wrong person? A-All this talk about the world... [gulp] exploding and…
[Another pause, but this time it’s a lot more focused. He looks down for a moment, as though something has caught his eye, and slowly raises his hand up into the view of the camera. On his index finger is a tiny, tadpole-like alien with big black eyes. Brief smiles at it, uncertain.]
Oh, hey there little alien guy… you’re kinda cut-
[Just at that moment, the small alien’s mouth opens and expands, revealing a sucker full of tiny needle-sharp teeth. It quickly clamps down on Brief’s finger, producing a large yelp from the boy as he begins to frantically run around in circles. It’s quite the sight for anyone who may be passing by, as the alien is so damn puny.]
Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It’s sucking my blood! Help me! Help me! Someone help me!
briefers rock