002: [Video]
As a newcomer, a week ago, I thought this place was Hell.
[Pip is staring into the camera, and his expression is completely serious.]
I thought, give a guy a break, non? After running around the world and seeing battlefield after battlefield, getting sand in my mouth and having my eye torn off, I never thought I'd end up on a goddamn turtle spaceship as a refugee.
[Still so serious. He lights a cig, and then pulls the Guide a bit farther away from himself...to reveal that yes indeed, he is on the "saucy and titillating hedonistic hellhole, Debaucheroxxx 69". It's literally only been hours since they landed here, and Pip is already on the planet. Figures.
There are bars in the background, and there are a bunch of what looks suspiciously like ladies of the night behind Pip, waving into the camera. Suddenly, the serious look MELTS AWAY, and he's grinning, raising one hand in a salute.]
I take it back.
If this is a Hell, it's the best Hell I'll know, for sure.
[He winks at the camera, and then FORGETS TO TURN IT OFF and pockets the Guide instead, starting to sing a rather vulgar song in French, which the Babelfish translates-- kiddies, cover your ears! It's not too hard to imagine what Pip is going to be doing here...]
[Pip is staring into the camera, and his expression is completely serious.]
I thought, give a guy a break, non? After running around the world and seeing battlefield after battlefield, getting sand in my mouth and having my eye torn off, I never thought I'd end up on a goddamn turtle spaceship as a refugee.
[Still so serious. He lights a cig, and then pulls the Guide a bit farther away from himself...to reveal that yes indeed, he is on the "saucy and titillating hedonistic hellhole, Debaucheroxxx 69". It's literally only been hours since they landed here, and Pip is already on the planet. Figures.
There are bars in the background, and there are a bunch of what looks suspiciously like ladies of the night behind Pip, waving into the camera. Suddenly, the serious look MELTS AWAY, and he's grinning, raising one hand in a salute.]
I take it back.
If this is a Hell, it's the best Hell I'll know, for sure.
[He winks at the camera, and then FORGETS TO TURN IT OFF and pockets the Guide instead, starting to sing a rather vulgar song in French, which the Babelfish translates-- kiddies, cover your ears! It's not too hard to imagine what Pip is going to be doing here...]