[Holosseum] The Humba-- Nevermind
[Hey, are you on the guide right now? Too bad; your feed is cut off for this next exciting match from the Holosseum]
Welcome back to the Holosseum folks! The crowd seems roaring for more blood today, doesn't it Bob?
Yes they are, Geasuoxxzv. After that last round, they're just itching for more. Ah, and it looks like the next field is ready! This is guaranteed to be exciting!
[The camera angle is swapped. The arena just looks like the ruins of the Roman Colosseum now. It's so simple, but the crowd is hollaring.]
They must be bringing out the big guns for this fight. This primative field is usually withheld for our larger battles. This looks quite promising!
Yes! The chances of our combatants survival is extremely low.
Ah, here come our fighters now, Geasuoxxzv! Making her way onto the field at a leisurely stroll is a resident of the late Gensokyo.
Didn't we have another the other day?
Yes, the magician from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Anyway, this one comes from no Mansion, but from a garden aptly named the Garden of the Sun for it's sunflowers. Her title is the Flower Master of the Four Seasons; she is Yuuka Kazami!
[Indeed, out comes walking Yuuka holding her parasol and smiling as usual.]
What's with the parasol, Bob?
Well, it's supposedly a flower that never wilts; I guess the guards saw no reason to take it away from her.
I don't blame them. Moving on, we bring our second combatant and Yuuka's teammate for this deadly match. She is another from the late Gensokyo, head of the Yakumo house, and referred to at the Border Youkai. Put your hands together for Yukari Yakumo!
[At the announcement, there's clapping and yelling... but there's noooo Yukari walking out. Five minutes pass; Yuuka is out on the field and it looks like she's just standing there expectantly]
... Geasuoxxzv...
... Yea, Bob?
Where's Yukari?
I have no idea.
[Time is starting to tick away and still, no Yukari. The crowd begins to get restless after 10 minutes and then very annoyed after 20.]
The crowd is starting to get testy. We'll just have to--
What is that?!
[The space next to Yuuka seems to split open to a purple abyss filled with eyes and tied off with ribbons almost like keeping threads from coming undone. A pink parasol comes out first, followed by... Yukari. She doesn't step out completely; instead, she reclines on the space abnormality with her own smile. Yuuka says something, but it goes unheard. Yukari just says something back and the two continue talking]
... Well, now that Yukari - that is Yukari right? - Now that our second combatant is here, its time for them to face their ferocious enemy!
Are you talking about what I think you are, Bob?
That's correct, Geasuoxxzv! Bring out the Humbaba!
[The crowd whoops and cheers for the Humbaba as the other, much larger gate is opened. Out comes the Humbaba. It's dark skin and streaming, spiked banner-like appendages and spikes everywhere. It's even wearing spiked cuffs. So much noise as it moves forward, but Yukari and Yuuka are... not paying attention. Well, the Humbaba isn't going to wait for them to finish. It comes charging forward, right claw swinging out at Yuuka]
Nobody survives the Humbaba's devestating claws! It looks like the end for this team of--
[The whole holosseum is silent, staring. The Humbaba has been stopped mid-swing by Yuuka's free hand. A camera zooms up to her and she's still smiling as she turns to the Humbaba, her parasol closing. The camera comes back just as both announcers shiver]
Geasuoxxzv, did you just feel a chill?
Yes I did, Bob...
[It's silent as everyone watches Yuuka pick up the Humbaba and slam it back down into the ground hard enough to make a crater. She steps away from Yukari, her parasol resting on her arm as she moves closer to grab the Humbaba's head. There's a loud snap and twist; blood flows from its neck as the flower woman pulls it off and tosses it aside before going back to her conversation with Yukari]
[Both announcers are just staring like the rest of the audience. Bob blinks suddenly and raises a hand to his ear]
I just got word they're releasing more monsters to fight!!
Will they survive?
[That probably isn't fake worry over the combatants anymore, but real concern as the monsters coming out.]
(OOC: Another Holosseum match featuring the elder youkai from Gensokyo. You won't get answers from Yukari or Yuuka, but you will be able to watch them taking shots at each other like... Yukari and her train or Yuuka and throwing around dead bodies. As with Patchy and Chie, the thread between Yukari and Yuuka is for public viewing pleasure~ Fellow combatants welcome to watch. Announcers are the same color as before: Geasoxxzv and Bob)
Welcome back to the Holosseum folks! The crowd seems roaring for more blood today, doesn't it Bob?
Yes they are, Geasuoxxzv. After that last round, they're just itching for more. Ah, and it looks like the next field is ready! This is guaranteed to be exciting!
[The camera angle is swapped. The arena just looks like the ruins of the Roman Colosseum now. It's so simple, but the crowd is hollaring.]
They must be bringing out the big guns for this fight. This primative field is usually withheld for our larger battles. This looks quite promising!
Yes! The chances of our combatants survival is extremely low.
Ah, here come our fighters now, Geasuoxxzv! Making her way onto the field at a leisurely stroll is a resident of the late Gensokyo.
Didn't we have another the other day?
Yes, the magician from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Anyway, this one comes from no Mansion, but from a garden aptly named the Garden of the Sun for it's sunflowers. Her title is the Flower Master of the Four Seasons; she is Yuuka Kazami!
[Indeed, out comes walking Yuuka holding her parasol and smiling as usual.]
What's with the parasol, Bob?
Well, it's supposedly a flower that never wilts; I guess the guards saw no reason to take it away from her.
I don't blame them. Moving on, we bring our second combatant and Yuuka's teammate for this deadly match. She is another from the late Gensokyo, head of the Yakumo house, and referred to at the Border Youkai. Put your hands together for Yukari Yakumo!
[At the announcement, there's clapping and yelling... but there's noooo Yukari walking out. Five minutes pass; Yuuka is out on the field and it looks like she's just standing there expectantly]
... Geasuoxxzv...
... Yea, Bob?
Where's Yukari?
I have no idea.
[Time is starting to tick away and still, no Yukari. The crowd begins to get restless after 10 minutes and then very annoyed after 20.]
The crowd is starting to get testy. We'll just have to--
What is that?!
[The space next to Yuuka seems to split open to a purple abyss filled with eyes and tied off with ribbons almost like keeping threads from coming undone. A pink parasol comes out first, followed by... Yukari. She doesn't step out completely; instead, she reclines on the space abnormality with her own smile. Yuuka says something, but it goes unheard. Yukari just says something back and the two continue talking]
... Well, now that Yukari - that is Yukari right? - Now that our second combatant is here, its time for them to face their ferocious enemy!
Are you talking about what I think you are, Bob?
That's correct, Geasuoxxzv! Bring out the Humbaba!
[The crowd whoops and cheers for the Humbaba as the other, much larger gate is opened. Out comes the Humbaba. It's dark skin and streaming, spiked banner-like appendages and spikes everywhere. It's even wearing spiked cuffs. So much noise as it moves forward, but Yukari and Yuuka are... not paying attention. Well, the Humbaba isn't going to wait for them to finish. It comes charging forward, right claw swinging out at Yuuka]
Nobody survives the Humbaba's devestating claws! It looks like the end for this team of--
[The whole holosseum is silent, staring. The Humbaba has been stopped mid-swing by Yuuka's free hand. A camera zooms up to her and she's still smiling as she turns to the Humbaba, her parasol closing. The camera comes back just as both announcers shiver]
Geasuoxxzv, did you just feel a chill?
Yes I did, Bob...
[It's silent as everyone watches Yuuka pick up the Humbaba and slam it back down into the ground hard enough to make a crater. She steps away from Yukari, her parasol resting on her arm as she moves closer to grab the Humbaba's head. There's a loud snap and twist; blood flows from its neck as the flower woman pulls it off and tosses it aside before going back to her conversation with Yukari]
[Both announcers are just staring like the rest of the audience. Bob blinks suddenly and raises a hand to his ear]
I just got word they're releasing more monsters to fight!!
Will they survive?
[That probably isn't fake worry over the combatants anymore, but real concern as the monsters coming out.]
(OOC: Another Holosseum match featuring the elder youkai from Gensokyo. You won't get answers from Yukari or Yuuka, but you will be able to watch them taking shots at each other like... Yukari and her train or Yuuka and throwing around dead bodies. As with Patchy and Chie, the thread between Yukari and Yuuka is for public viewing pleasure~ Fellow combatants welcome to watch. Announcers are the same color as before: Geasoxxzv and Bob)