o8 ✧ ≼i'll be the one to pull you through the mere before you come undone; strange times are here.≽
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My research has dictated this man is not to be trusted within the proximity of small children, animals less than eighty pounds in weight, and The Vogons. This includes but is not limited to those less than 5'6" in height, those wearing a shoe size of less than seven for females and nine for males, and anyone who has never sang "The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow" in the shower.
He is often seen in the company of a dog and a duck [ wow I wrote "a dog and a dick" the first time w2g Jade ] and/or two as-of-yet unidentified individuals approximately his age, presumably his cohorts in crime.
This dangerous deviant is a threat to society, the livelihood of all public figures, and your very well-being. That's right. Yours.
Please be cautioned when approaching this frightening creature, and inform the proper authorities if and when you happen across his tyrannical path lest you wish to suffer a great casualty.
May the records show that you have been forewarned.
...Also that his breath stinks. Seriously, brush your teeth, bro.
[ VOICE; ]
My research has dictated this man is not to be trusted within the proximity of small children, animals less than eighty pounds in weight, and The Vogons. This includes but is not limited to those less than 5'6" in height, those wearing a shoe size of less than seven for females and nine for males, and anyone who has never sang "The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow" in the shower.
He is often seen in the company of a dog and a duck [ wow I wrote "a dog and a dick" the first time w2g Jade ] and/or two as-of-yet unidentified individuals approximately his age, presumably his cohorts in crime.
This dangerous deviant is a threat to society, the livelihood of all public figures, and your very well-being. That's right. Yours.
Please be cautioned when approaching this frightening creature, and inform the proper authorities if and when you happen across his tyrannical path lest you wish to suffer a great casualty.
May the records show that you have been forewarned.
...Also that his breath stinks. Seriously, brush your teeth, bro.