o8 ✧ ≼i'll be the one to pull you through the mere before you come undone; strange times are here.≽

[withoutnobody]

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[whosyour_rikku]

Hey! That's just not true! His breath doesn't stink!

[withoutnobody]

...You've been all up in his breath, have you?

[whosyour_rikku]

Yes! Yes I have, as a matter o' fact! Have you?

[That is my story and I am sticking to it!]

[withoutnobody]

We've been friends for years. With as bad as it is, it's hard to miss int hat time.

What's your excuse?

[whosyour_rikku]

My excuse? Please, if yah really must know, I have smelt his breath! and I'll have you know it smells like coconut!... and, well, spit. But everyone's breath smells like spit so the fact that it also smells like coconut's gotta say something!

[withoutnobody]

...Coconut?

You're kinda crazy, aren't you?

[whosyour_rikku]

Only in the best of ways~!

[withoutnobody]

Not sure there is a "best way" to that.

[whosyour_rikku]

But I bet'cha can't prove there isn't?

[withoutnobody]

I've never seen it. You included.

1/2

[whosyour_rikku]

[Oh, hell no.]

[whosyour_rikku]

You're never gonna get laid by anyone if you keep that attitude up, mister Jerkus-Leberkus.

[withoutnobody]

Get what? I already have a bed to lay down on...

[ this undisney slang, what is it ]

[whosyour_rikku]

[Rikku considers this a victory and shall keep it in her back pocket for safe keeping. Here, have a smirk in reply.]

[withoutnobody]

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[ DOES NOT COMPUTE ]

[whosyour_rikku]

[Muahaha~]