Feb 24, 2011 12:58
[You may notice that Brief seems rather... well, different. He is wearing a charismatic white tuxedo and his hair is slicked back to reveal his full face and, most noticeably, his eyes. Even his body posture, unlike its usual tense form, is more relaxed and exceedingly more confident. Beside him stands a bombshell of a woman, clinging to his right arm.]
Oh, Mr. Rock! Do you really think you can stop the villainous Razor Blade?
Who do you think you're talking to, Ms. Juggs? Don't worry, no villain is sharp enough to outwit Briefers Rock.
[giggle!] Oh, Rock, I've never wanted to be kissed by someone as badly as I want to be kissed by you, right here, right now!
All in good time, darling. But now? It's time to put an end to Razor Blade.
[AND CUE THE JAMES BOND MUSIC. Awwwwwwwyeah. Feel free to make fun or join in on the ridiculous action movie shenanigans. If you would, try and specify whether you're communicating to him during the dream or when he's awake!]
briefers rock