DREAM POST
[This one is pretty simple:
There is a field. And there are mountains and the weather is perfect.
By perfect I mean IT'S RAINING PASTA.
AND THERE ARE MOUNTAINS OF PASTA.
AND THAT FIELD? IS MADE OUT OF PASTA.
There's also a fountain over there that's overflowing with very delicious wine, but don't you fret one bit! It's not getting into the pasta at all. There's also different fountains with other drinks that you can come up with BUT CLEARLY THE WINE IS THE BEST]
For those of you who are interested in toppings and side dishes, there's also a GIGANTIC TABLE OF GIGANTICNESS covered with meatballs and sausage and breadsticks and salad]
[Over yonder there's another mountain dedicated to DELICIOUS DELICIOUS GELATO]
[Where's Italy you ask? He's chilling on a lawn chair, admiring his handiwork]
[You can bother him via the network if you'd like! OR GO FORTH AND EAT 3000 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED CARBOHYDRATE INTAKE]
There is a field. And there are mountains and the weather is perfect.
By perfect I mean IT'S RAINING PASTA.
AND THERE ARE MOUNTAINS OF PASTA.
AND THAT FIELD? IS MADE OUT OF PASTA.
There's also a fountain over there that's overflowing with very delicious wine, but don't you fret one bit! It's not getting into the pasta at all. There's also different fountains with other drinks that you can come up with BUT CLEARLY THE WINE IS THE BEST]
For those of you who are interested in toppings and side dishes, there's also a GIGANTIC TABLE OF GIGANTICNESS covered with meatballs and sausage and breadsticks and salad]
[Over yonder there's another mountain dedicated to DELICIOUS DELICIOUS GELATO]
[Where's Italy you ask? He's chilling on a lawn chair, admiring his handiwork]
[You can bother him via the network if you'd like! OR GO FORTH AND EAT 3000 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED CARBOHYDRATE INTAKE]