[Video] 1 Bowtie
[Hello, Residents of the Thor. If you happen to look at your guide, you'll see a brief static, then a close up of someone's green eye. Apparently whoever they belong to is satisfied, and the picture pulls back to reveal a smiling man in a bowtie.]
Ah, there it is, knew I could get it working. Hello everyone!
[As you might have noticed, the man has multi-colored papers, definitely forms the Vogons gave him, in his hands, but he doesn't actually look concerned with them. In fact, barely any of them are filled out, and some of them are slightly crumpled like he hasn't been too terribly careful with them. He turns slightly more serious.]
I've got something important to talk about. One of the Vogons told me the earth had been destroyed, which I don't buy in the slightest. It takes more proof than the word of some bureaucratic alien to convince me of...anything, really. Also, I was wondering if any of you have seen a girl running around. Ginger hair, her name's Amy Pond, may or may not be tugging around a bloke with a big nose.
Oh, I'm the Doctor, by the way.
One more thing--could someone could point me in the direction of a hat shop? One that sells fezzes. That's important. Don't forget the fez bit.