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[neverbeenhad]

[The screen flickers on to a view of Max walking though the New Arrivals area. She's examining her Guide with some interest, dark brown eyes scanning the screen quickly.]Let's see... what was it they said could access the Grid. Ah, FlamingFerret, there it is. Functions... functions... Text, audio, video. Hmm, some sort of multi-user blog I guess.

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[whosyour_rikku]

Wiggly, isn't it~?

[neverbeenhad]

'Wiggly' is a bit of an understatement.

[whosyour_rikku]

I went into this spazz-o-rama when they popped that sucker in my ear. I almost took an eye out.

[neverbeenhad]

[Spazz-o-rama? Sounds like something Chelsea would say.]

An eye? Please tell me you mean one of theirs and not one of yours.

[whosyour_rikku]

Pssssh, of course one of theirs! I'm not that clumsy. [Oh yes you are, who are you trying to impress?]

[neverbeenhad]

[She believes you Rikku, really.]

Of course not. Can't really blame you though. I'd have gone for them myself if I'd been able to reach them.

[whosyour_rikku]

You gotta wonder how many of 'em get hit each go-round from all the confused newbies.

[neverbeenhad]

Serves them right, stuffing fish in our ears with no warning.

[whosyour_rikku]

You'd think they'd come up with a better system, yah? Like, if they're getting all these problems and hassles they should just do something else!

[Small scoff] Dummies.

[neverbeenhad]

You'd think wouldn't you? By the way... how long have you been here?

[whosyour_rikku]

Uh, well, just a couple months actually.

[neverbeenhad]

What's the longest anyone's been here, do you know?

1/3

[whosyour_rikku]

Uhhh.... [And she makes that noise for a minute or two. Yeah, she has some serious lungs, that girl.]

[whosyour_rikku]

I dunno.

[whosyour_rikku]

Oh, oh! But I have met a couple o' people who've been around for almost two years!

[neverbeenhad]

Two years?