[TEXT] Double Toilet all the way across the Bathroom
TO: Thor Plumbing Inc.
FROM: Greed, Devil's Nest
SUBJECT: Bathroom fixtures
Alright, so look at this.
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This is the current state of the men's room in my establishment. I said I wanted two more toilets installed since we've been expanding. Well good job, there's two new toilets, but they're less than a foot apart from each other. I was under the impression that they were going to be in two separate stalls, as that was shown on the blueprints your employees showed me the first time they came in.
So what the hell is this? Are people supposed to use both toilets at the same time? Just how many asses do you think my customers have? Are people supposed to hold hands while taking a shit? I'm out of creative ideas for two side by side toilets. If you have any, y'know, send them my way.
On top of installing the toilets like a pair of incompetent tits, the carpenters you sent ate all of my peanuts. Get someone out here to fix my bathroom ASAP (preferably someone with toilet experience/someone who doesn't have their head up their ass this time) and replace my peanuts, or we're going to have problems. I payed good money for this, and I expect to get my money's worth.
-Greed
[[Whoops, Greed sent his e-mail complaint to everybody instead of just the shithead plumbers. WHATEVERRRRRR. Fuck technology.]]
FROM: Greed, Devil's Nest
SUBJECT: Bathroom fixtures
Alright, so look at this.
[Attached File]
![[Attached File]](http://oi56.tinypic.com/303gs91.jpg){kind=link}
This is the current state of the men's room in my establishment. I said I wanted two more toilets installed since we've been expanding. Well good job, there's two new toilets, but they're less than a foot apart from each other. I was under the impression that they were going to be in two separate stalls, as that was shown on the blueprints your employees showed me the first time they came in.
So what the hell is this? Are people supposed to use both toilets at the same time? Just how many asses do you think my customers have? Are people supposed to hold hands while taking a shit? I'm out of creative ideas for two side by side toilets. If you have any, y'know, send them my way.
On top of installing the toilets like a pair of incompetent tits, the carpenters you sent ate all of my peanuts. Get someone out here to fix my bathroom ASAP (preferably someone with toilet experience/someone who doesn't have their head up their ass this time) and replace my peanuts, or we're going to have problems. I payed good money for this, and I expect to get my money's worth.
-Greed
[[Whoops, Greed sent his e-mail complaint to everybody instead of just the shithead plumbers. WHATEVERRRRRR. Fuck technology.]]