004: [Video]
[After a particularly turbulent week or two in the Sigrun, Pip really has no patience for the Drive nor the event-- he just looks mildly pissed when the video feed turns on.]
Mignonette, I'm back and in one piece, as promised. You still got some of those scones?
Also, Commander Nails. You better be running right now.
[That's basically all he set out to say in this feed, and he reaches out to turn the Guide off when he hears a burst of music coming from the hall, which makes him stop midway and abandon what he was doing.]
I swear, if I hear one more song from that fucking movie--
[He pops a cig in his mouth and lights it in agitation, shaking his head. He takes his now-empty carton of cigs and squashes it in his palm, tossing it into the trash. He then gets up, supposedly to get himself another pack, taking his Guide with him-- he's forgotten that he hasn't actually turned it off. It's shoved in his jacket pocket, and all the viewer is able to see is a good view of the hall as he starts walking...
...until he turns a corner and is greeted by a bunch of aliens that are undoubtedly mimicking characters from Grease, rolling around the halls of the Thor in a mock Ford Thunderbird. It almost knocks Pip over, and the Guide wobbles and falls onto the floor, showing a very annoyed looking Frenchman about to kick someone in the face.]
Oh, fuck thi--
[And Pip steps on his Guide, and the feed cuts off.]
Mignonette, I'm back and in one piece, as promised. You still got some of those scones?
Also, Commander Nails. You better be running right now.
[That's basically all he set out to say in this feed, and he reaches out to turn the Guide off when he hears a burst of music coming from the hall, which makes him stop midway and abandon what he was doing.]
I swear, if I hear one more song from that fucking movie--
[He pops a cig in his mouth and lights it in agitation, shaking his head. He takes his now-empty carton of cigs and squashes it in his palm, tossing it into the trash. He then gets up, supposedly to get himself another pack, taking his Guide with him-- he's forgotten that he hasn't actually turned it off. It's shoved in his jacket pocket, and all the viewer is able to see is a good view of the hall as he starts walking...
...until he turns a corner and is greeted by a bunch of aliens that are undoubtedly mimicking characters from Grease, rolling around the halls of the Thor in a mock Ford Thunderbird. It almost knocks Pip over, and the Guide wobbles and falls onto the floor, showing a very annoyed looking Frenchman about to kick someone in the face.]
Oh, fuck thi--
[And Pip steps on his Guide, and the feed cuts off.]