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[neverblacksout]

[The screen opens on a teenage girl, grinning and giving a friendly wave out through it.]

Hey there! The name’s Hilda, nice to meet you. Man, I’ve been looking around this place for a while, but even the cities back in Unova aren’t this big. I keep getting myself all turned around until I end up going in circles.

Anyway, I’m wondering if

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[whosyour_rikku]

If you eat the Vogon meatpie, a little Vogon will grow in your belly. [Do I even need to say it? Obvious lie.]

[neverblacksout]

...What, seriously?

[whosyour_rikku]

Oh yeah. I know this one guy- his name's Charlie- and he wound up eating some Vogon meatpie... So like, he started to feel funny so he went to the doc's office to see what was up and they were all "you chowed on some Vogon meatpie, didn't'cha?" and he was all "yep" and then they gave him this medicine and... Anyway, he got some weird reaction to it and now he has an extra toe.

So don't eat the Vogon meatpie.

[neverblacksout]

Y-yeah, got it.

[Okay, so this girl is probably pulling her leg. But why take the chance?]

Anything I can eat?

[whosyour_rikku]

The pizza is super delicious. So are the cinnamon frosting buns. First thing I ate when I got here, actually!

[neverblacksout]

Heh, sounds pretty good. I haven't had either of those things in ages.

[whosyour_rikku]

Well you need to go and get some! Like, pronto!

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[neverblacksout]

Yeah! I'll go find a place now and-

[neverblacksout]

[neverblacksout]

...Oh, right... I don't have money.

[whosyour_rikku]

Well it's just your luck, you wanna know why?

[neverblacksout]

Why?

[whosyour_rikku]

Cause I've got some cred burning a hole in my pocket!

[neverblacksout]

Seriously? You wouldn't mind?

[whosyour_rikku]

Yeah! All sorts of super awesome people helped me out like that when I first got here~ It's my duty to do the same!

[neverblacksout]

Heh, okay, but when I get some money of my own, you gotta let me treat you too.