Nov 10, 2009 18:30
After all that time training to become a medic, I never thought I'd end up being a therapist for elevators.
...Now that I think about it, who in their right mind gives elevators a personality, emotions, and apparently, the sense of sight, and a muted sense of touch (which makes no sense), all restrained to what amounts, more or less, to a box that can move up or down? It's torture for the elevators, and whoever thought of it was either a sadist, or only thought about how it would benefit people. Disgusting.
Not only that, but it seems like this job post as an elevator therapist has only been recently established because a couple of the elevators are so badly mentally damaged that it'll take multiple therapy sessions for them to achieve some sense of stability. And while I'm aware that it's an elevator's 'job' to transport people- couldn't have it been done just fine without making the elevators sentient?
...ah, before I forget! Ran Fan- you were interested in how I was able to stand on the ceiling. I can explain and give you a demonstration in person whenever you'd like.
haruno sakura